Birds, Balls and Brighton

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redneb

Active member
Oct 28, 2009
1,701
Burgess Hill
Hehe, this show does seem to focus on bum, twat, tits and cock related ailments doesn't it, I'm sure amongst the serious medical message it is a cynical ratings ploy cos we all like to to look at those things (except scabby cocks obviously) but I'd rather look at less diseased offerings!

You should try Sexcetera :thumbsup:

Seriously though, anyone forgetting to turn their telly off after the Brighton program would have been confronted with that gaping wound. F**k me.
 








ofco8

Well-known member
May 18, 2007
2,390
Brighton
God knows what fans of other clubs thought of this rubbish. Very disappointed. Apart from Adam and Charlie the rest made us look very mickey mouse.
 


Londoncalling

New member
Jul 20, 2012
26
You should try Sexcetera :thumbsup:

Seriously though, anyone forgetting to turn their telly off after the Brighton program would have been confronted with that gaping wound. F**k me.

Fell asleep & woke to gaping wound. Thought was still Albion show and assumed that was Joe Mattock on treatment table for hair removal cream burns to his man meat :sick:
 






















Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Well I enjoyed it so :p , could have done with more explanation but not much can be covered with a half hour programme
 


Oscar

Well-known member
Nov 10, 2003
3,852
If you wish to show your appreciation of Birds, Balls and Brighton, you may do so here;

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/birds-balls-and-brighton/episode-guide/series-1/episode-1

I like this comment from that site. Rather sums it all up.

This "documentary" was so flawed as to be unwatchable. The narrative was so muddled that it had no angle or insight into anything which is an astonishing feat of incompetence in itself given what Brighton have been through and the community's role in saving the club. The camera work was claustrophobic (lots of interviews conducted from the footwell of cars) and the editing was terrible - the music and dialogue even worse. I feel sorry for those subjected to being part of this mess. Most of all, this was not so much an insult to a football club and it's fans but to filmmaking in general.
 






zego

New member
Jul 10, 2003
1,626
A repeat is scheduled, but on Channel 4.

Actual time is 02:05 Fri 28th September, but is listed under Channel 4, Thurs 27th schedule! Same time, still Fri. In Channel 4’s world, the day starts at 06:10 one day, ends at 06:05 next day ...

This is the link to programme info page, and also shows comments:
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/birds-balls-and-brighton/episode-guide/series-1/episode-1

Just in case you missed, or would like to repeat the dose, noting that the ‘repeat’ is 5 minutes shorter!?

This documentary is clearly too bad to miss!
 












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