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NSC Slacker Trophy



Ken Livingstone Seagull

Well-known member
Aug 29, 2003
512
Maui, Hawaii
I hereby lay claim to the NSC Warren Aspinall Memorial Slacker Trophy for the Fewest Postings Over the Longest Period.

Over my glorious 8 years of NSC registration I have managed a grand total of 54 posts. That's an impressive 6.7 per year.

I blame the distance (8,000 miles). No wonder the carrier pigeons in the humble grass hut loft look knackered.

Any challengers for the title? Time was, back in the early Oughts, I could have been a contender. :bla:
 






Austrian Gull

Well-known member
Feb 5, 2009
2,493
Linz, Austria
I hereby lay claim to the NSC Warren Aspinall Memorial Slacker Trophy for the Fewest Postings Over the Longest Period.

Over my glorious 8 years of NSC registration I have managed a grand total of 54 posts. That's an impressive 6.7 per year.

I blame the distance (8,000 miles). No wonder the carrier pigeons in the humble grass hut loft look knackered.

Any challengers for the title? Time was, back in the early Oughts, I could have been a contender. :bla:

I've just read two posts by you in the last two minutes - you're turning into a right :postwhore:
 




Ken Livingstone Seagull

Well-known member
Aug 29, 2003
512
Maui, Hawaii
:angry: Good Heavens, no, Mumm. Mr. Fleetwood, that nice Oprah Winfrey, Michael Bolton, NBA coach Don Nelson... all johnny-come-latelys who live on the wrong side of the cane fields in simply classless nouveau riche gated communities.

We Hammock dwellers, on the other hand, to use a footy analogy, are the terrace-standing bovver boys to the likes of their prawn sandwich 1901 brigade. We make do in our humble grass hut, sand floor, spam in the larder, flip-flops when we can afford them, etc.

Anyway, must sign off, I have some slacking to do and I'm incomfortably close to my annual quota of posts... :thumbsup:
 








Troy Savage

New member
Sep 10, 2004
17
I hereby lay claim to the NSC Warren Aspinall Memorial Slacker Trophy for the Fewest Postings Over the Longest Period.

Over my glorious 8 years of NSC registration I have managed a grand total of 54 posts. That's an impressive 6.7 per year.

I blame the distance (8,000 miles). No wonder the carrier pigeons in the humble grass hut loft look knackered.

Any challengers for the title? Time was, back in the early Oughts, I could have been a contender. :bla:
Stop spamming NSC. We've heard quite enough from Hawaii, thank you very much.
 




Grassman

Well-known member
Jun 12, 2008
2,605
Tun Wells
I hereby lay claim to the NSC Warren Aspinall Memorial Slacker Trophy for the Fewest Postings Over the Longest Period.

Over my glorious 8 years of NSC registration I have managed a grand total of 54 posts. That's an impressive 6.7 per year.

I blame the distance (8,000 miles). No wonder the carrier pigeons in the humble grass hut loft look knackered.

Any challengers for the title? Time was, back in the early Oughts, I could have been a contender. :bla:

It's all about you, isn't it. You're just an attention seeking git! *Joke*

I thought my 125 posts a year was bad, though on the plus side most of them have upset that knobby Art vs Science.
 


Davey Boy Smith

Active member
Jul 5, 2003
502
Wow there was I thinking that I must have the lowest posting rate with 25 a year. I doff my cap to you good sir :)
 






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