Skint Gull
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Yes yes, the HIGHLIGHTS, you know, the BEST bits where things happen that illustrate the EFFECTIVE parts of football.
Apparently you think I should watch the BAD bits, where they take RUBBISH throwins and say to myself "that's alright then, we do rubbish throwins just like United, so we must be doing something RIGHT".
Yes, that illustrates a lot, our rubbish is acceptable for the Premiership connoisseurs who watch the bits that are too bad to be seen on MOTD.![]()
I really do admire you optimism but come off it! Our players are not as good as Premiership players, so therefore don't expect ours to do what the premiership ones can.
Why do you not play pro football NMH? Is is because you can't jump and win a header in the air? Is it because you can't curl a 25 yard free kick into the top corner? No, most able bodies people could do that.
The difference is how consistently you can do it!
If i'm in the middle of a football pitch and you throw me the ball i reckon 2 in 5 attempts i'll be able to hold of a tackle from a pro footballer. If you throw the ball to Hammond or Reid they'd probably hold them off 4 out of 5. If you throw the ball to Fabregas he'll probably hold the ball 19/20.
I have absolutely no doubt if we throw in a 50/50 ball to Reid in the middle of the park on Saturday, he loses out and we concede a goal you'll be one of the first to moan about it!
As much as it'd be nice to think otherwise there's a reason why top players are paid more in a week than our guys get in a year!
Edit: And in terms of the highlights i'm sure if you watch every goal we've scored this season 2 or 3 will have started with us taking a throw in