Joke about Britain

[The Wookiee]

A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same glass twice"

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces.

He says, "In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

A British bloke, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pole
and the Pakistani and catches his glass.

He says, "In Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

 

[pasty]

Shouldn't that joke be in the "Things that shouldn't be funny but are" thread ?

 

[Silent Bob]

About as funny as cancer.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I once told that joke to some South Africans, but with Pole/Pakistani substituted for Australian/South African. Went down like a lead baloon

 

[MattBackHome]

I don't get it.

 

[British Bulldog]

 

[chez]

That is one of the best on here for a while and so so true.

Quality mate!!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

hopefully the law about inciting racist attacks extends to internet chat forums...

 

[Man of Harveys]

Quite brilliant. And I just love the way that that "joke" is at the expense of Pakistanis like, erm, our Mushy. I'm sure he'd love to know read it, and to know that he's so welcome and appreciated. Absolutely f***ing pathetic.

 

[Bry Nylon]

f***ing typical!

The real joke of course is that whilst you can no smoke in pubs, it would appear that you can now freely carry and discharge firearms

I blame Old Labour

 

[chez]

COME ON !! I bet Brett thought it was funny

 

[Nemesis]

I like the sex change bit in the middle...with the instant reversal. Well done!

 

[Robbie G]

I like the sex change bit in the middle...with the instant reversal. Well done!

Ah i get the joke now!

 

[Questions]

Quite brilliant. And I just love the way that that "joke" is at the expense of Pakistanis like, erm, our Mushy. I'm sure he'd love to know read it, and to know that he's so welcome and appreciated. Absolutely f***ing pathetic.

Crap joke, but I just knew this prick would have to comment like that.

 

[chez]

Quite brilliant. And I just love the way that that "joke" is at the expense of Pakistanis like, erm, our Mushy. I'm sure he'd love to know read it, and to know that he's so welcome and appreciated. Absolutely f***ing pathetic.

Get a life!!! Pretty much every joke ever written is it the expense of someone or other.

Jokes are meant to be taken as a joke believe it or not!!

 

[Silent Bob]

Get a life!!! Pretty much every joke ever written is it the expense of someone or other.

Jokes are meant to be taken as a joke believe it or not!!

They're also meant to be funny.

 

[Woodchip]

I quite like it. Put a much needed grin on my face.

Now back to this 125 tab spreadsheet!!

 

[chez]

They're also meant to be funny.

True, they are but thats not the issue here is it?

 

[Buzzer]

So this Irishman goes for a job at a building site.

The English foreman says "piss off. All you paddies are thick".

The Irishman says, in a thick Cork accent "Oi really need this job, please"

THe foreman says "no...you're all thick."

The Irishman says "Oim not thick. Go on ask me a question. Anything"

So the English foreman says "Okay - what's the difference between a joist and a girder?"

The Irishman replies "Oi know this. Joist wrote Finnegan's wake and Ulysses whilst Girder was a German Romantic poet and playwright"

Boom boom

 

[Brighton till i die]

So this Irishman goes for a job at a building site.

The English foreman says "piss off. All you paddies are thick".

The Irishman says, in a thick Cork accent "Oi really need this job, please"

THe foreman says "no...you're all thick."

The Irishman says "Oim not thick. Go on ask me a question. Anything"

So the English foreman says "Okay - what's the difference between a joist and a girder?"

The Irishman replies "Oi know this. Joist wrote Finnegan's wake and Ulysses whilst Girder was a German Romantic poet and playwright"

Boom boom

i dont geddit