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Wedding Zinger Part Five (Is this the end?)



Basil Fawlty

Don't Mention The War
Got into work at 10:00AM, got told I missed the damn staff meeting for a new range of chicken called Zinger Chicken. So Juan kicked me up the arse for missing it.

WARNING: THE NEW ZINGER CHICKEN IS DISGUSTING!

Ling told me to wash up the fryers in the wash basin, so washed them up.

Juan then told me to do a four head of chicken, went into the fridge and found out there where boxes stacked full of chicken, 10 purples boxes and about 40 brown boxes full up to the ceiling of the fridge.

So I then pulled out four bags from the purple box and then prepared the chicken, after a short while Becky came over and then watched over my shoulder and bossed me around like Aldolf Hitler.

When I finished preparing the first bag of chicken, I then opened the second bag and then Aldolf Hitler smelt the damn chicken and it was f***ing zinger chicken, I DIDN'T KNOW FFS!

Juan then said the bag says Zinger Chicken on it, I didn't know. I was getting mighty angry at this stage, so then Ling told me to wash the chicken in the wash basin to get rid of all the flour.

I started to wash off all the flour of the zinger chicken, after I did the whole tray, Aldolf Hitler then comes round the corner after doing her own 8 head, and then tells ling there are still bits on the chicken, I had enough after this point I was absolutely fuming I was going to come back to it but she didn't give me a chance.

So I got dressed and just walked out, juan and becky where calling me back but I just had enough of her bossy ways.
 






Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
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OMG - a Leon Knight flounce :lolol: :lolol:
 








pishhead

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
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go back for one last tango piss into the ice holder wank in the mayonnaise then cool as a cucumber walk out.
 




















Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,008
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Kev - there are plenty more fish in the sea. Stop falling in love at first sight.
 








Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,008
Living In a Box
Uncle Buck said:
What?

He should get a job at a fish and chip place next?

No the Golder Arches beckon me think
 








Silent Bob

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Dec 6, 2004
22,172
Uncle Buck said:
What?

He should get a job at a fish and chip place next?
Perhaps a foray into the exciting world of shelf stacking?
 


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