[Albion] A chant for the Palace game?

[Psychobilly freakout]

When we are 3-0 up

You have been fecked all over
You have been fecked well over
So glad your shite

 

[The Pilsbury Echo]

IF THEY REGISTER A SHOT....

HOW SHIT MUST WE BE...YOUVE MANAGED A SHOT!

 

[Whitley Bayster]

"Barnsley, on a Tuesday night."

and you still won't shoot!

 

[RandyWanger]

We're Brighton and Hove Albion, and we love tofu

 

[worthingseagull]

to the tune of Land of Hope & Glory

We hate Crystal Palace
We hate Chelsea too (they're shit)
We hate Graham Potter
But Brighton we love you

la la la & repeat

 

[Justice]

1-0 to the Albion. 2-0 to the Albion 3-0 to the Albion 4-0 to the Albion…..second half 5-0

 

[Giraffe]

To the tune of give me joy in my heart

Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Crystal Palace
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
I say
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Crystal palace
It's getting bigger every single game

The mind the gap mind the gap one is the winner but with the "playing football the De Zerbi way" at the end.

 

[schmunk]

to the tune of Land of Hope & Glory

We hate Crystal Palace
We hate Chelsea too (they're shit)
We hate Graham Potter
But Brighton we love you

la la la & repeat

Do we HATE Potty?

 

[Badger Boy]

We want 6, we want 6, we want 6

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

5-0 in your cup final

 

[worthingseagull]

Do we HATE Potty?

not really but I couldnt think of anything else

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

You'd need an exact situation where Eze misses but using I Shot The Sheriff

Bad shot by Eze
He should give it to Olise

"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

A Hakuna Matata

JP Mateta - What a fun little name
JP Mateta - Can't believe he get's paid
Steele's not worried, when he sees this guy plays
Defence problem free
He's a donkey
JP Mateta

 

[jd312]

"We're all going on a European tour" followed by "you'll never sing that, you'll never sing that, (fill in the gap), you'll never sing that."

 

[Simster]

"We're all going on a European tour" followed by "you'll never sing that, you'll never sing that, (fill in the gap), you'll never sing that."

Next year "CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL, you'll never sing that" is what I'd quite like to sing.

Assuming of course, Palace aren't relegated.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Yes but thirteen points up and a game in hand doesn’t scan.

You’re f***ing shit,you’re f***ing shit you’re f***ing shiiiiiiit does though

 

[Monkey Man]

Hope we get the chance to sing (clap clap) "Bad All Over" to them.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

A tribute to Wilf - My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

Every night in poor teams
I see you, I hear you
That is how I know you still moan

Like a child with pissed pants
Petulant, childish rants
You have come to show you moan on

Near, far, Wilfred Zaha
I believe that you will roll on and on
Once more, you fall on the floor
Rolling around like a tart
And that tart will roll on and on

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Hope we get the chance to sing (clap clap) "Bad All Over" to them.

Clap Clap Wilf Fell over

 

[Cotton Socks]

'We can beat you in the dark, beat you in the daaaaark, we can beat you in the dark'. That is my one and only contribution to a chant suggestion thread. Someone has probably already come up with it on another thread though!