[Albion] A chant for the Palace game?

[dolphin123]

Theres a Nigel there, there’s a Nigel there
There’s a Nigel there there’s a Nigel there

( to no one’s there )

 

[dolphin123]

Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus
Sat up and he sed

We hate palace, we hate palace , we hate place

 

[SeagullinExile]

Only one chant needed....

F*** off Palace
F*** off Palace
F*** off Palace

 

[dolphin123]

Your just a shit f***ing Watford

Which they are of south London. Tin pot club just on the outskirts of the proper London clubs

 

[Zeberdi]

For the love of god generation Z, create a SONG! Not copied from another club.

Or we can just change the words to one of their favourite songs and throw it back at them - that’ll piss them off - to the tune of You are My Sunshine


You are shite, Palace
You’re only Palace
Ha Ha Zaha
you make me laugh
Shithouse Luka
What a looser
We love your new stand by the way

 

[albionfan37]

Let’s save that stuff until we are hopefully a few goals up or the final whistle.

Nooooo let’s rub the shitebags noses in it right from the get go

 

[Gonzo BHA]

To the tune of give me joy in my heart

Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Crystal Palace
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
I say
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Crystal palace
It's getting bigger every single game

 

[timbha]

Or we can just change the words to one of their favourite songs and throw it back at them - that’ll piss them off - to the tune of You are My Sunshine


You are shite, Palace
You’re only Palace
Ha Ha Zaha
you make me laugh
Shithouse Luka
What a looser
We love your new stand by the way

Dreadful

 

[PeterT]

I know it’s often song to the rivals of the team concerned, but the chant ‘You’re just a s*** Crystal Palace, etc’ sung to them would be great, especially as the core of the song is ‘s*** Crystal Palace’ …..

 

[nicko31]

Your sister is your mother, Your father is your brother, You all s*ag one another, The Palace Family...

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Wheels on ya aaaaaause, go…..

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I‘d fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And **** on the ******** below

 

[Monkey Man]

To the tune of The Laughing Gnome:

Zaha-ha
Can't break free
He's your one good player and he wants to leave

 

[Whitley Bayster]

You should have burned more...

You should have burnt this..Selhurst's a shit hole you should have burnt this

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Can we just scrap trying to think of a football song and just agree a nice song?

I can't think of anything nicer than for 3 minutes, the whole away end singing something like Love Is All Around by Wet Wet Wet from the 25th minute.

As it's such a banger I'd imagine Palace would join in. A brief ceasefire through Pellow

 

[Napper]

You should have burnt this..Selhurst's a shit hole you should have burnt this

very decent to add on , keeps it fresh

 

[Motogull]

Park the bus! Park the Bus! Crystal Palace.
Park the bus! Park the Bus! I say.
Park the bus! Park the Bus! Crystal Palace.
Antifootball is your DNA.

 

[Simster]

"Down with Southampton;
You're going down with Southampton...."

"Barnsley, on a Tuesday night."

 

[Official Old Man]

"You'll never make Hove station"

 

[Grassman]

Time to revive:

If I had the wings of a seagull
If I had the a*se of a crow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And s*it on the w*nkers below below
And s*it on the w*nkers below...

“B*stards below!”, surely? That’s what I recall. Though, obviously you are technically correct.