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nicko31

nicko31

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Important to remember the offshore interests that set the Tory government policy....

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WATFORD zero

WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
25,877
Garry Nelson's teacher said:
Fat lad's speech today. I'll watch it but it won't do the blood pressure any good. He holds 2 contradictory positions

1. All the current issues of gas prices, petrol shortages, empty shelves in supermarkets, acute labour shortages, inflationary pressures have nothing to do with him or Brexit.

2. These issues are signs of an economy in transition following .....Brexit and that's a good thing. Furthermore he has the guts (no argument about that) to steer the economy away from the direction followed by all of his Conservative predecessors (in whose Cabinets he served) and that's an even better thing.

Anyway, he knows all about economics, and supply will soon catch up with demand, so that's all fine then.

Look for the delighted conference reception to this tosh. Snake oil sales in Manchester will hit the roof.
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It has been quite entertaining watching his supporters on here trying to get their heads round this particular dichotomy. The 'no need to panic buy petrol thread' is a prime example :lolol:
 


vegster

vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,897
All hail the World King!.. Will the BBC be " Fact Checking " this speech? I'm not sure they have the manpower...
 


beorhthelm

beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,315
vegster said:
All hail the World King!.. Will the BBC be " Fact Checking " this speech? I'm not sure they have the manpower...
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will there be any facts to check? waffle, rhetoric and vague promises.
 




vegster

vegster

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May 5, 2008
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beorhthelm said:
will there be any facts to check? waffle, rhetoric and vague promises.
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It's what the Russian owners of the Tory party want though.
 
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Pretty pink fairy

Pretty pink fairy

Banned
Jan 30, 2008
31,981
WATFORD zero said:
Maybe you would be more successful if you try and befriend someone who shares your preoccupation with anuses, toiletry habits and self gratification. I'm really not sure I would have anything to contribute to the conversation :wave:
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That will be a first for you then Green grass !

Regards
DF
 




The Clamp

The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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West is BEST
Baker lite said:
You were trying to intimidate me by constantly telling me you know where I live, I however was not intimidated by you, quite the opposite in fact, I was rather looking forward to popping by for a cup of ovaltine and a custard cream. Unfortunately your clacker valve went from 5p to 50p and you backtracked…
Offer is still there, don’t be a stranger [emoji1303]
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It’s utterly remarkable that you can consistently be such a ****ing bell-end. Whether you’re simply misunderstanding a topic or going on a full frontal attack, accusing other posters of being peadophiles and getting banned for it, you never fail to make a total **** of yourself.
Is this a character? An adopted internet persona? I hope so because if not I feel desperately sorry for anyone in your real life. They must be continually ****ing mortified to be even loosely associated with such a ****ing weapon.
And now you actually think anyone would be even slightly interested in visiting you in the inevitable grief-hole you dare to call a home?
Nobody is going to call round. You’re a disgrace on here and god knows what a ****ing arse-hole you must be in person.
You are without doubt the most consistently charmless ****-wit to ever post on NSC. If I were even a tenth of the ragged **** you were I’d never leave the house.
You’re a waste of food and daily maintenance. There is no point to you.
 




vegster

vegster

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May 5, 2008
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The Clamp said:
It’s utterly remarkable that you can consistently be such a ****ing bell-end. Whether you’re simply misunderstanding a topic or going on a full frontal attack, accusing other posters of being peadophiles and getting banned for it, you never fail to make a total **** of yourself.
Is this a character? An adopted internet persona? I hope so because if not I feel desperately sorry for anyone in your real life. They must be continually ****ing mortified to be even loosely associated with such a ****ing weapon.
And now you actually think anyone would be even slightly interested in visiting you in the inevitable grief-hole you dare to call a home?
Nobody is going to call round. You’re a disgrace on here and god knows what a ****ing arse-hole you must be in person.
You are without doubt the most consistently charmless ****-wit to ever post on NSC. If I were even a tenth of the ragged **** you were I’d never leave the house.
You’re a waste of food and daily maintenance. There is no point to you.
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Dare I say it? You have just given him everything he wanted by saying that and engaging with him.
 






vegster

vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,897
I had to turn off Johnson after the first couple of minutes, it put me in mind of some of the old Vaudeville acts, a 3rd division stand up comedian and the late host Of The Good Old Days, Leonard Sachs.

I thought he was going to go in to full comedian role any second... " Ladies and Gentleman.. You wouldn't believe how difficult it was to get here today.. But somehow I made it despite losing my trousers on the way... Oops sorry Mrs. "

So, then we moved on to a list of British/UK exemplars and " excellence " in fields such as science, football, Paralympics, wars etc etc. Then we moved on to Churchill of course. So, A great county admired and respected around the World for it's commonsense, Democracy and social justice..... But, Is now a laughing stock due to Brexit, unable to feed an increasing number of it's own citizens and about to hit inflation and food shortages in the coming winter.

Still, jam tomorrow..
 










Chicken Run

Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
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Jul 17, 2003
18,490
Valley of Hangleton
vegster said:
I had to turn off Johnson after the first couple of minutes, it put me in mind of some of the old Vaudeville acts, a 3rd division stand up comedian and the late host Of The Good Old Days, Leonard Sachs.

I thought he was going to go in to full comedian role any second... " Ladies and Gentleman.. You wouldn't believe how difficult it was to get here today.. But somehow I made it despite losing my trousers on the way... Oops sorry Mrs. "

So, then we moved on to a list of British/UK exemplars and " excellence " in fields such as science, football, Paralympics, wars etc etc. Then we moved on to Churchill of course. So, A great county admired and respected around the World for it's commonsense, Democracy and social justice..... But, Is now a laughing stock due to Brexit, unable to feed an increasing number of it's own citizens and about to hit inflation and food shortages in the coming winter.

Still, jam tomorrow..
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What and you saw all of that in “2 minutes “ [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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WATFORD zero

WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
25,877
Chicken Run said:
What and you saw all of that in “2 minutes “ [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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Bless, The excitement since you got your avatar back is palpable.

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It's certainly cheered me up :thumbsup:
 




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