You know you're getting old when...

[Spun Cuppa]

No disrespect to ladies, but it seems when you are young, you want to look older, and when you are older, you want to look young

 

[TomandJerry]

I was watching Dr No the other day

 

[jakarta]

When you no longer know who any of the FHM top 100 women are.

I never particular knew who any of them were but I no longer CARE who any of them are.........

 

[portslade seagull]

You put something on the side to take with you and the next minute you walk straight past it and don't remember until you are at work and then look for it

 

[Zen Frenzy]

When you get up from the chair with an " aarrgghh " ! Surely a sign the best days are over now.

Agreed. My 2012 new year resolution was to stop making "oof" noise when I sat down or stood up. Failed miserably.

 

[Smith DID score]

Your children kindly buying you a nose hair trimmer as a birthday present.

That's not so bad.........as it can also do those hairs on your ears that seem to grow so fast when you pass 40!

 

[Zen Frenzy]

Grey ear and nose hair. Don't even mention the pubes. An ABOMINATION !

You had nose hair back in the Eighties US! ;-)

 

[MissGull]

You work with people who were born in 1998.

 

[nicko31]

You remember the Rockford Files theme

 

[Rogero]

When you have a poo every morning at 7 o'clock but don't get up until 8 o'clock.

 

[skipper734]

Iv'e no idea what colour my pubes are. I think Uncle is showing off.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Iv'e no idea what colour my pubes are. I think Uncle is showing off.

I do a back sack and crack. I find it very theraputic.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

When you realise that The Times is aimed at people younger than you are.

Oh, and another another one. Pretty young things smile at you and give you a kiss when introduced and you think you are becoming magnetic and then you realise that you are no longer seen as a threat.

 

[Creaky]

When you wonder why someone has sent you lollipop sticks in the post but then realise it's a bowel cancer screening kit!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Oh, and another another one. Pretty young things smile at you and give you a kiss when introduced and you think you are becoming magnetic and then you realise that you are no longer seen as a threat.

I always take it as a compliment when ladies pull the hem of their top down over their rear when I'm behind them. Makes me feel so alpha

 

[fleet]

When your back goes out more often than you do.

 

[pasty]

When watching any football on telly, your most common saying about the pundits/commentators/managers is "He was a great player in his day"

 

[Spun Cuppa]

...you end up posting the same things as you posted on the last 'You know when you are getting old...' thread, two months ago

 

[greyseagull]

Never had piles, not that I can remember anyway.

I fear for the day when my dad reaches the age when he says "Son, give us a hand. Help me pop my piles back in will you?"

 

[BrianWade4]

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