You are the Ref! How well do you really know the laws?

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

I highly doubt this one will ever feature in You Are The Ref:

A player is through on goal and slips the ball between past the keeper but the ball gets stuck in the mud on the line.
Without touching the ball, a team mate in the attacking team chases after the ball, kneels down and uses his breath to blow the ball over the line.
Whose goal is it?

Unsporting Behaviour and the FA code for Dangerous Play (which is would be) or UB - Unspecified Behaviour.

 

[Mr Burns]

Unsporting Behaviour and the FA code for Dangerous Play (which is would be) or UB - Unspecified Behaviour.

Yer, but if the balls stuck in the mud, I'd very much doubt someone would be able to blow it out.

See what I mean about refs being anal

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Yer, but if the balls stuck in the mud, I'd very much doubt someone would be able to blow it out.

See what I mean about refs being anal

It's all Fifa Mr Burns:
Branded T-Shirts

Sadly, or maybe pointlessly, the UEFA ruled against the Lyon and Real Madrid teams wearing T-shirts in support of Barcelona’s Eric Abidal who was diagnosed with a tumor in his liver. This ban stems from a FIFA rule that reads “The basic compulsory equipment must not have any political, religious or personal statements.” Even if a soccer player on the sidelines takes off his jersey and mistakenly reveals a slogan on his boxers, it’s an infringement.

 

[Mr Burns]

It's all Fifa Mr Burns:
Branded T-Shirts

Sadly, or maybe pointlessly, the UEFA ruled against the Lyon and Real Madrid teams wearing T-shirts in support of Barcelona’s Eric Abidal who was diagnosed with a tumor in his liver. This ban stems from a FIFA rule that reads “The basic compulsory equipment must not have any political, religious or personal statements.” Even if a soccer player on the sidelines takes off his jersey and mistakenly reveals a slogan on his boxers, it’s an infringement.

My cats breath smells like cat food