[Misc] ***Worlds Hardest Creature VIII GROUP A***

[midnight_rendezvous]

On this logic vote #teamshark

Crocs 200 Million Years
Sharks 400 Million Years

But a shark is limited to the sea. Crocs are deadly in water and on land. Plus the crocs method of killing (the death roll) is far more brutal than a sharks. I'm only voting Croc this round. If it comes up against the Orca I'm team Orca all the way.

#teamorca

 

[Husty]

I can't wait for the tabby cat to knock out the honey badger.

 

[jakarta]

It's very heartening to see the disregard that 11 people hold for this competition.

Corrected for you.

 

[Trevor]

Voted croc - they are seriously scary. As a cat-lover, I'm disgusted by whoever put Tiddles in with this lot.

 

[Stato]

Ruled out the elephant, shark and grizzly as their hardness is just to do with weight advantage. It would be like proclaiming Audley Harrison the world's hardest boxer.
The cat is a satire, but that's what happens if the competition has been demeaned by the obvious cheating of the prawn supporters in 2014.

I like the croc for its longevity and feel that, if scaled down, would still be fearsome. However, I've gone for the ant.

I was impressed by the visciousness and willingness to take on bigger prey, but its the Borg mentality that won me over. It reminds me of the Trojans. If you give up individuality and commit everything to the purpose of the group, you have to put aside all of your own fears and comforts. This leads to the Keser Soze idea that you would always be willing to out do the opposition regardless of odds because you have nothing to lose and are focused on nothing else but winning.

 

[Hugo Rune]

But a shark is limited to the sea. Crocs are deadly in water and on land. Plus the crocs method of killing (the death roll) is far more brutal than a sharks. I'm only voting Croc this round. If it comes up against the Orca I'm team Orca all the way.

#teamorca

You mean #teamfreewilly

Orcas are cute and trainable. GWSs will never be tamed!

As for brutal - watch this:

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

WHC is coming close to descending into a farce, The Cat can not be allowed to progress. These people voting for it just want to watch the world burn!

Democracy is so overrated.


Salt Water Croc is the Hardest by miles in this group.

 

[Munkfish]

Grasshopper Mouse for me, Has everything this competetion is about. A ballsy, punchy little ****er, with just enough bat shit crazy, also its a mouse that eats ****ing snakes.

 

[DTES]

For me, the Wolverine's time has come, and has my vote.

If there were a betting market though, I'd probably be putting a couple of hundred quid on the bloody Tabby walking away with this year's trophy...

 

[Simster]

Laughable if the GWS doesn't make it out of the group stages, surely?

 

[Bold Seagull]

Laughable if the GWS doesn't make it out of the group stages, surely?

They've had a tough few years in the media. The recent National Geographic / BBC or whatever programmes showing them being flipped over by a couple of Orca's rendering the GWS completely useless and being made a tasty lunch snack is their slipping on the Brighton beach shingle moment in terms of election credentials...

 

[Mowgli37]

The hell is going on with the Tabby? It's quite literally a pussy cat. Not hard. I own one. If you can own one, it cannot be hard.

Absolute rubbish.

Cats do not have owners, they have staff.

Hard.

 

[fruitnveg]

Staff? I can refuse to buy him food and lock him in the house, what is he gonna do then? He'll mew at me until I relent or he'll die. Those are his only options.

 

[Hillian1]

Staff? I can refuse to buy him food and lock him in the house, what is he gonna do then? He'll mew at me until I relent or he'll die. Those are his only options.

Well yes, but as this comp is all about pound for pound, if you did that he'd kill you, eat you and then kick a hole in the wall to get out and probably go to the nearest zoo to eat a Crocodile or Polar Bear.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Cats are vicious hard. It is a good inclusion this year.

You can see dogs 4 times as big as a cat absolutely shit themselves in the mere presence of a hissing feline.

 

[Seasidesage]

Puddie all the way! Nicely tucked in 3rd place, have you seen one with a ball of string?

 

[DTES]

Staff? I can refuse to buy him food and lock him in the house, what is he gonna do then? He'll mew at me until I relent or he'll die. Those are his only options.

He'll 'fire' you. As in he'll just walk off and employ one of your neighbours instead - one of them will feed him. I don't have cats at my new place, but I'm pretty certain my parents' cats are being fed by at least three houses in their street...

EDIT - Sorry, I've just seen that you said lock him *in* the house, not *out* the house

 

[Stato]

Well yes, but as this comp is all about pound for pound, if you did that he'd kill you, eat you and then kick a hole in the wall to get out and probably go to the nearest zoo to eat a Crocodile or Polar Bear.

As pound for pound just turns the cat into a lion, this would suggest he would only take on the croc if he had at least two mates with him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6xjNt-ZB60

It also shows why the elephant is a perenial loser.

 

[fruitnveg]

I love cats, but they're about as hard as a warm ice-cream.

At any rate, when does group B go up?

 

[StonehamPark]

How the hell am I the only one to vote Stonefish?!

You're all a bunch of cowards.