Words and phrases they you do not hear anymore.

[Superphil]

Good old Sussex by the Sea,
Good old Sussex by the Sea,
and we're going up and we'll win the cup, for Sussex by the Sea.

Instead we get

Gdolsussbydusee
Gdolsussbydusee
Anwegoinuptwinducupforsussbydusee

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Flippin' Nora
F***ing Ada

 

[Petunia]

Bread and dripping......

 

[Norman Potting]

Durrr Joey.

.......

"Joey" was posted on this board as recently as yesterday by an NSC'er of my acquaintance.

"...turn those ruddy lights out".

 

[Coldeanseagull]

guttersnipe
Penny for the guy
bob a job
A real sixpence/half a crown moment

 

[Zukey Seagull]

I got dibs on that

 

[MissGull]

'double dare'

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

wasn't that because there was a mental health facility there?

Quite. St Francis's.

 

[Petunia]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours................

 

[Eeyore]

Bundle aggro....

 

[dazzer6666]

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Catch.....oh, hang on. Still in use apparently.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

And now, from Norwich, its the quiz of the week.

I love Stuart Halls match reports.

Good afternoon grapple fans and welcome to Bradford town hall.

Its friday its five o clock and its Crackerjack.

Thank you for watching the midday news now its back to the test card until 4 o clock.

Lets play British Bulldog.

Ive got a compass in the heel of my shoe.

Pint if Trophy please.

We need to find some pram wheels if we are going to make a cart.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Thrown in from the race hill!
Wazzzzzaup!

 

[desprateseagull]

Liverpool, Premiership champions.

Itchy chin.

Katie Price Pregnant. Oh, wait..

 

[El Sid]

So hungry I could eat a horse.

 

[Husty]

Good old Sussex by the Sea,
Good old Sussex by the Sea,
and we're going up and we'll win the cup, for Sussex by the Sea.

Instead we get

Gdolsussbydusee
Gdolsussbydusee
Anwegoinuptwinducupforsussbydusee

Nah, these days we've just given up on singing it. Once a match if that about 10 people sing it too slowly and that is it. Yes we used to sing it too fast but at least it got sung. It's been killed by the campaign to slow it down. And we still can't get 98% of the ground singing it as the players come out.

 

[desprateseagull]

change from a fiver..

 

[Baldseagull]

Red Leb

 

[pastafarian]

And now, from Norwich, its the quiz of the week.

I love Stuart Halls match reports.

Good afternoon grapple fans and welcome to Bradford town hall.

Its friday its five o clock and its Crackerjack.

Thank you for watching the midday news now its back to the test card until 4 o clock.

Lets play British Bulldog.

Ive got a compass in the heel of my shoe.

Pint if Trophy please.

We need to find some pram wheels if we are going to make a cart.

1/ You show your age
2/ British Bulldog may be the greatest game ever invented......do kids still play it?

 

[Rogero]

Nice one Cyril.