Who is YOUR NSC valentine ???!!

[Vinyl Richie]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=valentizzle

valentizzle

Valentine. Valentines day (valentizzle dizzle), Happy valentines day

Happydizzle Valentizzle dizzle

happy valentines everybody

 

[Marc]

:mexican:

*EK's corner of the board going into smiley overload*

Oh cheers Crabtree, tell you what, you can be mine too. I will print it off and proudly display it on the mantelpiece! Well, ok, the TV (not posh or rich enough to have a mantelpiece....).

I'll do the same and display it on top of my CD collection which...like you...I hold close to my heart





When ya got it Chappers.......ya just got it <cough>

 

[tedebear]

who is my NSC valentine?? I wonder??

 

[edna krabappel]

I'll do the same and display it on top of my CD collection which...like you...I hold close to my heart

Be my Seymour Skinner, and join me for steamed hams

 

[Marc]

Be my Seymour Skinner, and join me for steamed hams

Be my eerr...Crab and climb my Tree

not quite the same is it...

Well like a Crab you've made my insides go all soft

 

[Safeway]

Be my Seymour Skinner, and join me for steamed hams

Thought I was going to be your Seymour Skinner?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..............

(Coming, mother)

 

[Braders]

the bird at college

but shes already going out with two blokes

slut.

valentines is a load of bollocks

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm going to wine and dine myself. Maybe i'll dress up nice and take myself for a walk on a promenade. No doubt i'll drink too much and try to take advantage of myself on the way home. "Meade's Ball, you're getting fresh." i'll mutter as i undo my blouse and reach in to fondle a hairy boob. I'll probably tell myself i love me (anything to get in my knickers) and then disappoint myself with a poor performance in the sack. "I don't know how it happened." i'll plead to a less-than-pleased myself.
And in the morning i'll sneak out without myself knowing.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

And in the morning i'll sneak out without myself knowing.

Or remembering your name?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Or remembering your name?

Its alright. I gave myself a false name. I'll never know.

 

[Bozza]

Purley for her shear brilliance in thinking up the Flowers idea and her words of wisdom as of late, I'm due to be "middle-age" with her soon so Edna Krabapple....be my Valentine

Don't be too upset if you don't get any flowers.

Don't ask...it's a long story.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I was going to send one to Chappers

Its a ginger thing!!!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I was going to send one to Chappers

Its a ginger thing!!!!

Thanks Dave

 

[berkshire seagull]

I'm going to wine and dine myself. Maybe i'll dress up nice and take myself for a walk on a promenade. No doubt i'll drink too much and try to take advantage of myself on the way home. "Meade's Ball, you're getting fresh." i'll mutter as i undo my blouse and reach in to fondle a hairy boob. I'll probably tell myself i love me (anything to get in my knickers) and then disappoint myself with a poor performance in the sack. "I don't know how it happened." i'll plead to a less-than-pleased myself.
And in the morning i'll sneak out without myself knowing.

My bird texted from morroco saying a dozen roses would be greatttt,so i text saying its been 5 weeks we have been going out and its mc donalds.

Nothing wrong with looking after number 1 and dining yourself is a great idea and a lot cheaper.

Valentines day what a farce

 

[Safeway]

My bird texted from morroco saying a dozen roses would be greatttt,so i text saying its been 5 weeks we have been going out and its mc donalds.

So she replied "alright then, I'll f*** the waiter".

 

[berkshire seagull]

She can do what she wants although she adores me already
In that case i shall fly over and watch

 

[edna krabappel]

Thought I was going to be your Seymour Skinner?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..............

(Coming, mother)

How could I forget that touching poem?

Didn't think you'd be able to make it for steamed hams, owing to Friday being the night for silhouette cut outs with Mother?

 

[The Wookiee]

I will be sending some flowers and a card to The Saviour of Brighton & Hove Albion
Mrs D Balhatchet of Wivlesfield Road , Saltdean.

 

[Dandyman]

I'm going to wine and dine myself. Maybe i'll dress up nice and take myself for a walk on a promenade. No doubt i'll drink too much and try to take advantage of myself on the way home. "Meade's Ball, you're getting fresh." i'll mutter as i undo my blouse and reach in to fondle a hairy boob. I'll probably tell myself i love me (anything to get in my knickers) and then disappoint myself with a poor performance in the sack. "I don't know how it happened." i'll plead to a less-than-pleased myself.
And in the morning i'll sneak out without myself knowing.

LOL

 

[Hilton]

I'm going to wine and dine myself. Maybe i'll dress up nice and take myself for a walk on a promenade. No doubt i'll drink too much and try to take advantage of myself on the way home. "Meade's Ball, you're getting fresh." i'll mutter as i undo my blouse and reach in to fondle a hairy boob. I'll probably tell myself i love me (anything to get in my knickers) and then disappoint myself with a poor performance in the sack. "I don't know how it happened." i'll plead to a less-than-pleased myself.
And in the morning i'll sneak out without myself knowing.