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WHC IX: The FINAL***
- Thread starter Garry Nelson's Left Foot
- Start date
This is poor, it really won't. All this nonsense about an elastic band, as if a croc would let any animal get close to applying an elastic band (without some sort of tranquilliser being applied).
What you're doing is akin to me telling you that Lionel Messi is shìt because all you have to do is get on the pitch and tie his shoelaces together thus rendering his dribbling skills useless. Do you see the FLAW in this line of reasoning yet?
Quite.
Apparently the Wolverine can be rendered harmless by tying it up as well - if you tranquilise it first.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
And the Wolverine storms back.
He must have had a secret elastic band on him.
He must have had a secret elastic band on him.
It's certainly turning into an expectedly splendid contest befitting a final. Nothing is decided yet, both combatants know it's a marathon not a sprint. Although I expect the croc to EAT the wolverine overnight.
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
I see no evidence of an elastic band in that hand. Poor planning
Megazone
On his last warning
Crocodiles share the same slit eyes as a cat, therefore making it a bit of a pussy.
This is probably the most desperate comment of the tournament so far, never mind the final. Shocking effort.
Megazone
On his last warning
beefypigeon
Well-known member
- Aug 14, 2008
- 960
1) Is there any evidence to suggest that's an actual human arm, and not a chew toy?
2) Even if it is a human arm, humans supposedly aren't hard anyway so what does that prove exactly?
3) This:
TheJasperCo
Well-known member
Whichever way this one goes, we can all agree that these are more worthy finalists than the bloody mantis shrimp.
******** mantis shrimp. FFS.
******** mantis shrimp. FFS.
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
A fine champion. The Leicester City of the tournament
Megazone
On his last warning
Here's some factual information about the Salt water crocodile when in combat with a shark:
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
- 10,568
Here's some factual information about the Salt water crocodile when in combat with a Frenchman:
A Frenchman has managed to escape a saltwater crocodile that latched on to his head as he swam in Australia's Northern Territory.
Mr Galeran, a deckhand, said he kept punching the crocodile as it tried to roll and drown him.
"It went straight away to the top of my head and diving under the water he tried to do that spinning thing," he said. "I think I maybe scared him"
But he fought his way free and made it to the dinghy, and then back to shore.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22244799
Salty old croc hardest animal my a***.
A Frenchman has managed to escape a saltwater crocodile that latched on to his head as he swam in Australia's Northern Territory.
Mr Galeran, a deckhand, said he kept punching the crocodile as it tried to roll and drown him.
"It went straight away to the top of my head and diving under the water he tried to do that spinning thing," he said. "I think I maybe scared him"
But he fought his way free and made it to the dinghy, and then back to shore.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22244799
Salty old croc hardest animal my a***.
If he'd wanted to eat him, he would have. Probably just didn't like GARLIC.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
- Thread starter
- #137
Great video that shows the croc as being pretty ****ing hard. It takes the fight to the bigger beast in the bigger beasts natural habitat, batters the bigger beast and only loses because unlike the shark it can't breath under water so has to come up for air at which point the shark launches a desperate and cowardly last ditch attack. The croc is hard.
Marshy
Well-known member
Call it a technical draw...
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
- 10,568
It's not a friggin vampire it's a croc !! Any self respecting contender for WHC should make short work of your average Frenchman, you know it I know it. No excuses ..