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***WHC IX: Semi Final 1***
- Thread starter Garry Nelson's Left Foot
- Start date
In fairness, the fluffy wolverine, is essentially the honey badger without the sh1t haircut.
Stumpy Tim
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The KEY difference between the cuddly badger and the wolverine is that the wolverine takes on things much bigger than them - and WINS.
Or..
Yes, it's a comic book character and a cartoon character. If I posted a picture of a CAKE and a TREE they'd be just as relevant to this battle.
The MOUSE is known to take on, and KILL, other rodents three times its size. How does it do this? By crushing in the back of their skulls, usually killing within ten seconds of initial attack. And then howling to celebrate. And then eating them.
TEAM MOUSE
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MantisShrimpMan4eva
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- Feb 7, 2014
- 47
Could a mod please change my name to GrasshopperMouseMan4Eva?
Stumpy Tim
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Don't get me wrong. The mouse is a fabulous competitor, and definitely hard. The wolverine is harder though - he eats animals 5-10 times its size. Both are fine beasts
#TeamMouse
If a wolverine was NAMED something as gay as a mouse rather than the hard-sounding "wolverine", it would be getting thrashed. Unfortunately, over half of NSC appears to be getting it wrong.
Please remember, the mouse beat the great white shark in an earlier round. Hard.
If a wolverine was NAMED something as gay as a mouse rather than the hard-sounding "wolverine", it would be getting thrashed. Unfortunately, over half of NSC appears to be getting it wrong.
Please remember, the mouse beat the great white shark in an earlier round. Hard.
Wolverine doesn't have enough head-mentalness about it for me. Named after a wolf, yet doesn't even howl? Nah.
For fans of survival attributes too - the Grasshopper Mouse lives in temperatures ranging from below freezing to almost 50 degrees Celsius.
Stumpy Tim
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Too busy actually being mental, rather than having to make a loud noise
Meh
Vote MOUSE.
Kalimantan Gull
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I'm not quite sure why being a cannbibal is considered hard. For every blood-thirsty cannibal mouse, there's a pathetic wimpy little mouse getting its arse eaten. At best its a wash.
Stumpy Tim
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Wolverine. The mouse is a fine competitor, but the wolverine is just harder
That's basically ALL you've got.
Stumpy Tim
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I guess you're right, now I think about it. **** the wolfie.
I'm all in TEAM MOUSE.
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
I want to vote Mouse, a feisty fellow with all the attributes you expect in this competition. BUT, the more you delve into the Wolverine, the animal with the devil in his eyes, installed into ancient legend, attacking beers, fighting wolves off their kills, I can't see past this ferocious furry monster...