What is the worst child name you have heard of?

[WhingForPresident]

I kid you not, one of my sister's friends has a sister named Bieber. The friend herself is named Blue

 

[osgood]

heard in st james st about 20 years ago,
in a polit(ish) voice,

..ANTHONY !!...

SHUT YOUR F**KIN MARF !!

 

[Windels]

Well, I went to school with a Jackie Chan, a Johnny Wilkinson and a Matt Perry, but they are only celebrity names, so not that funny. But I did find this online MinnPost - New Zealand bans weird baby names as I couldn't remember where I heard it before, but it says about twins called 'Benson' & 'Hedges' and 'Number 16 Bus Shelter'....odd those Kiwi's are

 

[Jam The Man]

Whilst perhaps not a bad name, how lazy are parents that call their little boy "Aaron" I mean you pick up one of those "1001 baby names" books open up page 1 and say "that'll do"

I think my excuse is that my dad liked Elvis... thankfully the cat was born before me.

 

[cannedheat]

Tarragon heard a toddler called that in Waitrose, Tallon a poor little sod in Littlehampton I repossed his dad's car and India what kind of a name is that for a girl.

 

[piersa]

A friend of mine worked for the DSS and he knew a guy on benefits who changed his name to "revenge of the killer ants". Genius

 

[scotjem]

Apparently, some poor girl in these parts was recently christened Ibroxia.

 

[philsussex]

It has to be Crystal, surely.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I did work with a chap called Wayne King from sydenham no lie.

Im all fairness he was 60 odd, so his parents had an excuse to an extent.

 

[papajaff]

Cenna was a lovely name. Until she married Hengist Pod.

 

[footychick]

Christopher Lillicrap

 

[Taybha]

Flangella Tinker , circa 1970 st lukes infants school lovely girl

 

[piersa]

dweezil - Another from the frank zappa collection.

 

[Gritt23]

There was a little girl that my wife taught who was called "Stacy". Seems fine, except that had been shortened from "Ecstacy". Taking the area into account, it wasn't a reference to how happy the parents were to have a baby.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Someone up here a few years ago called their kid. Harm !!

 

[zekerowe]

Had a Lincoln Lincoln at our school

downlands.....

 

[Indurain's Lungs]

Two brothers treated by me in hospital - spiderman and superman. And she was pregnant again!

 

[Two Professors]

Lancelot-dad wanted to christen him Lance but priest wouldn't allow it.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I used to go to school with a welsh lad called Dai Rea - honest!

The names that grind my gears are chavvy ones such as Chardonnay / Kirby / Hope.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Once worked with a bloke with the surname Van Ass. First name? Human!

At the same place, the guy next to my colleague in the company email list was one Helmut Wacker