What is the worst child name you have heard of?

[Meade's Ball]

I know two women who have never met each other, but each had a female child at similar times. One was called Lili-Bo and the other Bibi. I think fresh parents often forget that one day their babies will be troubled teens and then adults looking to be something other than Big Brother contestants or strippers, if the two are different. I have a fairly boring name, but am quite satisfied with it when i think of all the troubles and expectation a zany name likely brings.

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

My favourite and worst is "Pilot inspektor". Jason Lee from my name is earl called his daughter this! Terrible.

FREEDOM.......And he's always in trouble with the police

 

[catfish]

you made that up

How dare you impugn my integrity!

 

[jessiejames]

I new a Drew Peacock

 

[bobby smith]

Wayne Kerr Muzzas best mate

 

[osgood]

may be related to one i heard in brighton playgroup a few years back,

Water

 

[luppers]

Many years ago I met a man who had to carry his birth certificate with him as nobody believed him when he said that his name was Norman Conquest

 

[KJP]

At work on our database we had "Medusa The Warrior" it was changed to that by deed poll though

 

[magoo]

Read somewhere that a middle eastern bloke, maybe Dubai named their child Facebook.

 

[armchairclubber]

genuine one, girl named Friday who married a gent by the name of Mr Knight.

also heard of Eileen Dover

 

[nawtygully]

when i worked at butlins bognor circa 1983 there was a boy on holiday called dobbin! i kid you not

 

[withdeanwombat]

........it is true that I had an ancestor (from the Horsted Keynes area,I think) called Charity Box.

 

[The Large One]

Paul Hiscock

Chris Peacock

 

[narly101]

Mrs Narly is a teacher. Had a lovely young boy in her class last year called Conor Rea. Bless him.

 

[Iamapen15]

Standing with my son in a childrens playground in Crawley (well Tilgate) a few weeks ago, you could hear a mother shouting out to her daughter, in what I call a 'council' voice, ........ "TOPAZ"

 

[Manx Shearwater]

I used to work for a telecoms company and there was a bloke there called Ewan Kerr.

 

[Seagull Steve]

Along my road there is a family with strange names. Boy called Guvernor, and a girl named Princessin and Bubba another boy.

 

[Bwian]

Along my road there is a family with strange names. Boy called Guvernor, and a girl named Princessin and Bubba another boy.

Do you live in Croydon?

 

[Danny-Boy]

My sister went out with a boy called Wayne King..........we soon put an end to that!

That was very noble of you, to get your sis to funnel his fuel to the proper storage depot.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Standing with my son in a childrens playground in Crawley (well Tilgate) a few weeks ago, you could hear a mother shouting out to her daughter, in what I call a 'council' voice, ........ "TOPAZ"

In years to come someone will get their rocks off over her though.