What are the first words you wish to hear the new man utter?

[Seagull kimchi]

Oh shit man - creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Same time stamp as well?!?!

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Showtime!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Oh shit man - creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Illuminati confirmed.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Illuminati confirmed.

Damn straight - is it too late for me to don a foil hat?

 

[Icy Gull]

Hello Brighton, as you know this season has been an absolute **** up and I am here to sort out The Three B's mess. I have carte Blanche to do as I please on the playing front.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

"My my Inigo, what a fine pair of buttocks you have. Drop and give me twenty!"

 

[bhanutz]

Who is this Kemy bloke who appears high up on the payroll?

 

[vegster]

" I understand your concerns that I, as a woman, may not be your ideal choice as manager..."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Classic

 

[Mowgli37]

"The path of the righteous man...."

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'll fiddle with my twiddle and diddle with the middle and make a magic riddle that'll turn the giant little.

 

[fat old seagull]

I decided to join BHA after watching the team tear Fulham apart on Monday.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Gut Morgen. Ich heisse Uwe.

 

[HenryC]

James Rodriguez has signed but has a sore toe so will be starting on the bench...

 

[Goldstone1976]

I don't care who it is*, I want to hear them say: "I have agreed with the Chairman that all the time I'm here, I will have both the budget and infrastructure that I need to ensure we stay in this league this season, move up to perhaps challenging for a playoff spot next season, and have a great shot at promotion the season after. Assuming the club honour their side of the deal, and I have every confidence they will, I am confident that we can deliver performances on the pitch that will delight the players, the Board and the fans".

* within reason. Personally, I'd go for McDermott, but there's half a dozen in the frame who I'd be broadly happy with.

 

[Everest]

"What kind of dumb-arsed question is that, Tim?"

 

[Questions]

Fatang fatang ole biscuit barrel.

Anything other than that and he can slink his hook.

 

[Triggaaar]

"What kind of dumb-arsed question is that, Tim?"

"You must be the Tim nice but dim they warned me of. Get out, and don't come back."

 

[lawros left foot]

This football you speak of, what is it?







Or







My ame is The Doctor, when do we play Galifrey away?