What are the first words you wish to hear the new man utter?

[el_ciddy]

وأنا أتكلم لا الإنكليزية

 

[jimbob5]

وأنا أتكلم لا الإنكليزية

well it makes more sense than some of the comments made!

 

[redoubtable seagull]

6 pages, Jesus.

 

[brighton bluenose]

We HATE Palace

 

[Mo Gosfield]

I have learnt a lot from my previous management spells in Norway and Wales.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

I've been a long time admirer of Dong Fangzhou and he's the type of character we need to get us out of this mess.

 

[BensGrandad]

You have now come back to the club that made you a legend now go and do the business on the field to show your fans you havent lost it being at other clubs.

 

[TomandJerry]

Wheel LOOSE

 

[GT49er]

I was greatly impressed by the five year plan that the Chairman and CEO laid out to me, and am delighted to have signed a three year contract.........

 

[Weststander]

This squad is clearly deficient and so the Chairman has promised me funds for several quality permanent and loan signings in January. Avoiding the fatal mistake that dick with the weird coiffure, Steve Parish, made last August when I walked out on my last club.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

"I'd like to start by welcoming back Ashley Barnes"

 

[e77]

'NSC can do one'

 

[Barry Izbak]

"Yes Gary Gardner has gone back to Aston Villa"

 

[kevo]

I remember the very first official interview with Oscar Garcia, when the interviewer asked him 'What style of football can we expect?' and he replied 'My instinct is always to attack'.

Whatever the new man's first words are, I wouldn't put too much faith in them!!

 

[RexCathedra]

'I'm new here, and consequently don't have the best handle on the players, their strengths, etc. This is when you need experts.
So I'm letting NSC pick the lineups and formations. I'll start a poll thread as soon as I've got a username and password.'

Takes out smartphone....

 

[hitony]

6 pages, Jesus.

Would a new manager really say that?

 

[Bombadier Botty]

'I'm new here, and consequently don't have the best handle on the players, their strengths, etc. This is when you need experts.
So I'm letting NSC pick the lineups and formations. I'll start a poll thread as soon as I've got a username and password.'

Takes out smartphone....

Or "I may not be able save this team from relegation, but we're sure as heck gonna nuke the living bejesus out of those cyber meddling North Korean Commie basta**s!"

 

[Bombadier Botty]

"When do I get to meet The Bollox Crew?"

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

'for me it's not about the money, my wages are going straight to my dogs bank account in Switzerland '

 

[Max Paper]

You are shit and going down, unless you listen to me and work your bollocks off