W*nkisms

[Normal Rob]

can we touch base?

 

[Paddy B]

I'll get my people to talk to your people and we will see if it stacks up

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Anyone who isn't Italian who says 'ciaou'.

 

[MikeySmall]

ciao

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

See? I hate it so much I can't even spell it!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Can we 'do' lunch? (How can you 'DO' lunch)

That is SO not true! (What's your name? f***ing Yoda?)

 

[Icy Gull]

Have you got a window in your day to take this on board

 

[Titanic]

Can you solution this for me ?

 

[Titanic]

Can we think outside the box for a minute ?

 

[Titanic]

Running anything up flagpoles...really gets on my tits!

 

[Titanic]

Doing things 'in front of the customer' is also a crappism!

 

[Marc]

hehe this is all reminding me of Gus from Drop The Dead Donkey, some of his lines were brilliant, here are some Gus-isms found on a fans website:

-I'm not here!
-Are we sniffing round the bottoms of the opposition?
-I'd just like you to stir-fry something in my think-wok.
-Morning hotshots! Are we cooking with napalm? You bet!
-There is just something I'd like to pop into your perculator, see if it comes out brown.
-Let's keep kneecapping the opposition.
-We do rather appear to have an ongoing underwear entanglement situation...
-We've got to downsize our sloppiness overload.
-Could we interlock brain spaces in my work area?

 

[Safeway]

I've worked my bollocks off.

 

[Mr Popkins]

I've worked my bollocks off.

thats a phrase you'll never use!

 

[Brightonfan1983]

People in pubs who say "Can I get a (Fosters)?"

Tossers

 

[Safeway]

thats a phrase you'll never use!

To quote the Leicester Whore, "you're not wrong!"

 

[FatboyTim]

Well, I think we've gathered most of the low hanging fruit here....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It's like eating an elephant.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Jesus Christ i hate twats, i've just had to throw one out.

 

[Normal Rob]

i heard some describe a staff structure chart (ie who does what) as an 'Organagram'

also 'quick and dirty analysis' is a phrase that annoys me.