Lord Bamber
Legendary Chairman
Come on to NSC and ask whether anyone knows when the fixtures will be out.
You should never get involved in a land war in Asia or go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Run on a misfield..!
1) substitute tomato ketchup for tomato purée in a bolognaise if you've run out of purée
Whisper somebody elses name in your missus ear during sex.
Never look in the wardrobe if your invited back from the pub to shag an older woman.