Leave a coat lying around at the football
- I nearly mentioned birthday cards but decided not to !especially if its got garden centre gift vouchers in the pocket
2) Kill an entire race of people
Whisper somebody elses name in your missus ear during sex.
2) Go ahead with chilli con carne on spaghetti because you have microwaved the wrong pouch from your freezer...1) substitute tomato ketchup for tomato purée in a bolognaise if you've run out of purée