Things you should NEVER EVER do!

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moggy

Well-known member
Oct 15, 2003
5,061
southwick
1) substitute tomato ketchup for tomato purée in a bolognaise if you've run out of purée
 














Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,480
The arse end of Hangleton
Leave a coat lying around at the football
 


pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
yank down the zipper with the power of greyskull somehow thinking that will solve the problem
 


Seagull kimchi

New member
Oct 8, 2010
4,007
Korea and India
Use a youtube unblocker site at your elementary school to show a video (youtube is firewalled) only for a bunch of dodgy porn pop ups to invade the big screen.

One of my 6th grade boys actually said 'Oh teacher my eyes hurt':blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:
 
















Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,480
The arse end of Hangleton
Tell the world your state of dress ( or undress ) when closing down a popular football chat site.
 




Scampi

One of the Three
Jun 10, 2009
1,531
Denton
You should never get involved in a land war in Asia or go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
 










Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,180
1) substitute tomato ketchup for tomato purée in a bolognaise if you've run out of purée
2) Go ahead with chilli con carne on spaghetti because you have microwaved the wrong pouch from your freezer...
 




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