Things you have invented (in your mind)

[Kev the Ape]

the magnet under snooker table so I could win a snooker cos I could move the magnet after a shot and abit of metal in the ball I hit would get attracted to it and go in the pocket no matter how I hit it

then you could hit 147 all the time, and become a professional snooker player

 

[Gazwag]

I don't know, but I'd buy a couple.

why would you need two ?

 

[tedebear]

the magnet under snooker table so I could win a snooker cos I could move the magnet after a shot and abit of metal in the ball I hit would get attracted to it and go in the pocket no matter how I hit it

I place bets that an invention like that could make you veeerrryyyy unpopular!!

 

[Marc]

then you could hit 147 all the time, and become a professional snooker player

my dreams exactly

Also the Dart that is radio controlled after you throw it!

 

[Kev the Ape]

my dreams exactly

Also the Dart that is radio controlled after you throw it!

you would become the first ever darts and snooker professional

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I'm also working on a sonic hand grenade that disintegrates women's clothing.

 

[pasty]

I'd like to invent a hangover cure that actually works. Somehow combining the effects of:

a) Salt & Vinegar discos
b) Lucozade sport drink
c) A fry up
d) Hair of the dog

all in a tiny, easy to the tastebuds, lager flavoured lozenge.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I invented a cure for Tina Turner, but i didn't write it down.

 

[tedebear]

I'm also working on a sonic hand grenade that disintegrates women's clothing.

hopefully its selective - theres some shockers out there!!

 

[Everest]

why would you need two ?

Wondered who would pick that up.

 

[Everest]

A new fool proof betting programme for Gareth's computer.

 

[Biscuit]

Always fancied a 'Butter stick'

Like a prit stick shape that contained butter that you could 'spread' onto toast etc..


Maybe as usless as Glow in the dark sunglasses, or a Solar Powered Flash Light but always thought it'd be cool.

Also thought maybe slippers fitted with dusters so you can dust the floor while walking around.

 

[SWD]

see through pockets for clothing, trousers or jackets, stop you having to search every single one to find something you want. ( I know its flawed) :-(

 

[Titanic]

How about a toaster that never burns the toast ? Now that would be a boon!

 

[culvers]

Removing the growth gene from young animals, allowing pets to be tiny, imagine a tiny puppy for ever or a kitten....or larger animals could become household pets like lions, donkeys and elephants. A sure fire winner.
God parents could have babies for ever and avoid adolesence!