The "Would You..." Game

[SirDouglasLoft]

would you pierce your own bellend and then get tossed of by a monkey, OR put a corkscrew into one of your testicals.

 

[Questions]

After reading through some of the most degrading, sexual, deviant acts ever listed by the most vile and twisted, human beings imaginable on this thread, why do I get the feeling that DannySeagull has done most of them voluntarily anyway.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

would you pierce your own bellend and then get tossed of by a monkey, OR put a corkscrew into one of your testicals.

Pierce bellend...

Would you let anyone you want, anyone at all vomit into your open mouth for a 69er with Rosie Webster from Corrie?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you eat a Chocolate bar which half of had been inserted up Cheryl Cole's Cunt while she was cumming.

This is my new fave

 

[Questions]

After reading through some of the most degrading, sexual, deviant acts ever listed by the most vile and twisted, human beings imaginable on this thread, why do I get the feeling that DannySeagull has done most of them voluntarily anyway.

Edit : Come to think of it, this is no more than a thread to give the lad fresh ideas.

 

[The Grockle]

Would you rather meet Steve Mcfadden (Phil from Eastenders) in a surrey national trust car park

Or

Go shopping for gimp suits with Gok Wan, after double dropping some Rohypnol

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Would you let Archer & Belloti smear your body in deep heat before spit roasting you in front of the girl you have fancied all your life for them NOT to sell the Goldstone?

 

[Taybha]

A binned blue peter episode...

now alls you do is find 6 long straws, dosnt matter what colour they are kids,carefully sellotape each straw to the next minding not to cover any part of the open hole,when all the straws have been sellotaped together,now drop your pants squeeze open your japs eye and shove very carefully one end of straws down your japs eye as far as you can,"how are you all doing out there viewers" ?...now for the good bit, drink 2 pints of water place other end of straws in your mouth and wait for nature to take its course........


Next week ile be showing you how peter pervys manages to gel his hair 20 years before gel was invented.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Anyone fancy another game....?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you get Megan Fox's used sanitary towel, scoop it up into your mouth and swallow the cervical mucus like an oyster for a night with her afterwards of doing anything you please?

 

[magoo]

Would you get Megan Fox's used sanitary towel, scoop it up into your mouth and swallow the cervical mucus like an oyster for a night with her afterwards of doing anything you please?

no! she's hot, but not that hot.

would you let ann widdecombe piss in your mouth, and you have to swallow, in return for doing the same to her!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

no! she's hot, but not that hot.

would you let ann widdecombe piss in your mouth, and you have to swallow, in return for doing the same to her!

Nahh, gimme an incentive bro.

Would you swallow someone else's phlegm if you get to rub your cock in Kylie's arse crack afterwards?

 

[magoo]

Nahh, gimme an incentive bro.

Would you swallow someone else's phlegm if you get to rub your cock in Kylie's arse crack afterwards?

What? I'd love to piss in the old ***** throat! Not sexually or anything...

No, don't like Kylie.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Liz McDonald from Coronation Street's arse crack?

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Would you suck Simon Jordan off in exchange for being sucked off by Jessica Alba in the middle of Falmer Stadium (upto you if there is anyone else in the stadium)

 

[The Goon]

Would you suck Simon Jordan off in exchange for being sucked off by Jessica Alba in the middle of Falmer Stadium (upto you if there is anyone else in the stadium)

No. Would you Lick Gus' arse out in exchange for 3 hours with Gully's Girls in the centre circle at Falmer?

 

[The Brighton Bear]

No. Would you Lick Gus' arse out in exchange for 3 hours with Gully's Girls in the centre circle at Falmer?

No.

Would you eat a plateful of your own steaming shit EVERY WEEK for £10K every week?

 

[magoo]

No.

Would you eat a plateful of your own steaming shit EVERY WEEK for £10K every week?

Nope!

Would you...

erm....

let Bas SAVAGE bum your hairy white arse in return for a professional contract with the Albion??

 

[Perkino]

Nope!

Would you...

erm....

let Bas SAVAGE bum your hairy white arse in return for a professional contract with the Albion??

No.

Would you rather:

let Archer bum you once

or

Sit next to him at every Brighton match for the rest of your life.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Would you spend a week on Death Row being used as a no holds barred sex toy by all the convicts for a lifetime of living in a Californian beach house with all the money you could ever want. You are not allowed to take lubrication with you into death Row though. You would however get Abbi Clancey as your house keeper. ( That might just swing it for a few of the less self concious of you!)