The "Would You..." Game

[The Wizard]

yes, his name's ashley

 

[Gully]

Cheryl Cole's got a cock?

Having seen the comment from Race...yes, and it dribbles!

 

[Gerbil]

yes, his name's ashley

 

[Don Quixote]

I LOVE Guy Butters what a genius.

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Would you eat Pixie Lotts Shit while Gordon Brown pisses in your eye if it meant you could have a 3sum with Pixie Lott & Cheryl Tweedy?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Slit your wrists or wank of a dog?

Give Rover a hand shandy anyday.

Would you have a cactus shoved up your arse, just in and out once, for a fortnight away in the Carribean with Katy Parry who's just developed nymphomania but she's on the blob for the first week?

 

[Dirk lovelace]

Would you admit the deepest limits of your own sick depravity for material reward on a public forum ... for nothing?

 

[Gerbil]

Would you eat Pixie Lotts Shit while Gordon Brown pisses in your eye if it meant you could have a 3sum with Pixie Lott & Cheryl Tweedy?

ahhh that is a toughy.

 

[The Wizard]

Would you eat Pixie Lotts Shit while Gordon Brown pisses in your eye if it meant you could have a 3sum with Pixie Lott & Cheryl Tweedy?

YES

 

[patchamalbion]

Give Rover a hand shandy anyday.

Would you have a cactus shoved up your arse, just in and out once, for a fortnight away in the Carribean with Katy Parry who's just developed nymphomania but she's on the blob for the first week?

blow jobs and some bum-fun first week and more ine second..... il take that cactus!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you admit the deepest limits of your own sick depravity for material reward on a public forum ... for nothing?

That's an odd one but yeah, expect so.

Would you shag Jolie if she was just a head with a vagina coming out of her neck?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Would you eat Pixie Lotts Shit while Gordon Brown pisses in your eye if it meant you could have a 3sum with Pixie Lott & Cheryl Tweedy?

without a second thought!

would you prefer to choke on your old mans chode whilst watching your nan get beaten up for ONE night with Victoria (Pixie) Lott

 

[Gerbil]

Would you eat Pixie Lotts Shit while Gordon Brown pisses in your eye if it meant you could have a 3sum with Pixie Lott & Cheryl Tweedy?

I have thought long and hard about this, but i have finally decided, yes, i think i would

 

[Jahooli]

That's an odd one but yeah, expect so.

Would you shag Jolie if she was just a head with a vagina coming out of her neck?

No way...I demand the full compliment of head, limbs, torso, boobies and bum on a woman IT'S THE LAW.
And you might see your knob suddenly plop out of whichever hole you weren't using at the time.

Would you chew yourway through three pints of her collected bogies and flob to have an hour of filth with a fully kitted out Angelina?

Your Mum is allowed to watch as well for some twisted reason if that makes you happy. Or not.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No way...I demand the full compliment of head, limbs, torso, boobies and bum on a woman IT'S THE LAW.
And you might see your knob suddenly plop out of whichever hole you weren't using at the time.

Would you chew yourway through three pints of her collected bogies and flob to have an hour of filth with a fully kitted out Angelina?

Your Mum is allowed to watch as well for some twisted reason if that makes you happy. Or not.

Nah

Would you shag Cameron Diaz, just the once but IF you shoot your load your right arm will fall off?

 

[Jahooli]

No.

Would you stop wanking or shagging if:

1. Every time you spoof yer man fat = Brighton and Hove Albion concede a goal.
2. Every week spoofless = Brighton and Hove Albion win.

How would you plan your emission schedule ?
Wet dreams cannot be planned but do not count against you.

 

[Benny Seagull]

No.

Would you stop wanking or shagging if:

1. Every time you spoof yer man fat = Brighton and Hove Albion concede a goal.
2. Every week spoofless = Brighton and Hove Albion win.

How would you plan your emission schedule ?
Wet dreams cannot be planned but do not count against you.

for the big games i could definitely go a week without pulling my turtle neck.

but then we could be conceeding 20 goals or more on others and that's just the weekday fixture.

 

[Munkfish]

Would you f*** your own cousin if you fancied her?

 

[The Wizard]

Would you f*** your own cousin if you fancied her?

Depends how much cash I get on top of the deal?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you f*** your own cousin if you fancied her?

Yeah I'd do it for free.

Would you kiss your mum with tongues for 30 seconds for £50k?