The Reading Twat

[Bakesy]

There once was this young twat from Reading
Who, on NSC, done everyone's head in
His postings were shit
No humour or wit
And at night time he pissed in his bedding.

 

[Wardy]

about sums him up

 

[fosters headband]

 

[surrey jim]

 

[sarf london s(eagle)]

Thats class!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

, well done Bakesy.

 

[Wilka]

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

He really is a twat isn't he?

 

[dougdeep]

The Reading Twat is such a wimp,
whose wrists are exceedingly limp.
He gets on our tits,
and bores us to bits.
And has only the brains of a chimp.

 

[Bakesy]

Nice one Doug.........

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Top class Doug.

 

[Bakesy]

Only 2 verses then.

 

[readingfc]

 

[Redhead]

Shouldn't you be on an industrial estate making some more plastic fans

 

[Franks Wild Years]

There was a young lad from Berkshire
Who's arse was always for hire
Beside the M4
He'd work like a whore
Steve Coppell was the usual buyer

 

[Bakesy]

 

[readingstockport]

But I hadn't realised I'd pissed you all off to that extent.

to the usual suspects, nice to meet you in the hobgoblin and I've sobered up now.

 

[Scotty Mac]

ah, cant beat a good limerich to let someone know what a cock they are

 

[Bakesy]

ah, cant beat a good limerich to let someone know what a cock they are

There was this young lad called Scotty
Whose nose was incredibly snotty
He gave it a sniff
And then got a whiff
Of the munters that he does call Totty

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

there once was a tosser from reading
who got stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked if it hurt
he said "no, not much"
"it can do it again if it likes"