The Reading Twat

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

........i havent really got the hang of this have i?

 

[Bakesy]

there once was a tosser from reading
who got stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked if it hurt
he said "no, not much"
"it can do it again if it likes"

Don't give up the day job...........

 

[Franks Wild Years]

There was a young man called Scotty
Who's nob was incriedibly spotty
It made him quite shy
That he started to cry
So hid it away up his botty

 

[NMH]

There once was a young reading TWAT
Found his town had a team, "but where at?"
so as soon as Madejski appears
he said "I've supported for YEARS"

So he stood there, in a stoned hush
he was wondering "which side are 'us'?"
amazed to find out that they were winning
(though the crowd of 'supporters' just kept thinning)

When he found out the team had got bread
he hid the Man-United scarf under the bed
Now he goes to the club that he's 'backed'
he's just like twats around him, GOBSMACKED.

 

[O Lads]

There once was a young reading TWAT
Found his town had a team, "but where at?"
so as soon as Madejski appears
he said "I've supported for YEARS"

So he stood there, in a stoned hush
he was wondering "which side are 'us'?"
amazed to find out that they were winning
(though the crowd of 'supporters' just kept thinning)

When he found out the team had got bread
he hid the Man-United scarf under the bed
Now he goes to the club that he's 'backed'
he's just like twats around him, GOBSMACKED.

 

[Sheebo]

I've got one


............Reading F.C is a TWAT

....that's it really

 

[Windmill]

But which Reading TWAT are we talking about?

There all TWATs aren't they?

 

[Wilka]

There once was a young reading TWAT
Found his town had a team, "but where at?"
so as soon as Madejski appears
he said "I've supported for YEARS"

So he stood there, in a stoned hush
he was wondering "which side are 'us'?"
amazed to find out that they were winning
(though the crowd of 'supporters' just kept thinning)

When he found out the team had got bread
he hid the Man-United scarf under the bed
Now he goes to the club that he's 'backed'
he's just like twats around him, GOBSMACKED.