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Spanish Dave - What exactly does he do?!



Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,902
Brighton
What do you expect? How can we sign any decent players with Poyet and his lack of contacts?
 






jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,163
Brighton
He makes our other players look prettier.
 










Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,867
Brighton
I've seen him put in quite a few good deliveries, and while not quick of foot he looks quick of thought, moving the ball on first touch where others would take 2 or 3.
 


Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,067
Vamanos Pest
He looks like Tony Hayers so alan partridge can say "give me a second series you shit" and "smell my cheese you mother"

"Alan I have listened to all your ideas and I have heard them all"

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Bet he goes down a storm in the dressing room!
 






Sam-

New member
Feb 20, 2012
772
Re: Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

Poor version of Vincente. #fishing.
 


Withdean Wanderer - what exactly does he do ?

Fishes successfully - No

Knows anything about football - No

Ever posts anything positive - No

Sees the worst in everyone and everything at the club - YES
 






Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
May 3, 2006
35,582
Northumberland
Re: Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

Why do people keep biting?

TCB and WW are the biggest wind up merchants on here, and yet still people get angry about their posts.
 








Woodchip

It's all about the bikes
Aug 28, 2004
14,460
Shaky Town, NZ
Re: Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

Why do people keep biting?

TCB and WW are the biggest wind up merchants on here, and yet still people get angry about their posts.

The sad thing is that before they started sleeping together they were good posters. Clearly they are both selfish lovers and leave the other miserable and disappointed.
 


Jul 5, 2003
23,777
Polegate
So has anyone actually got the answer? Can't see many people listing all his positive attributes.

Wonder why that is...
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Re: Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

So has anyone actually got the answer? Can't see many people listing all his positive attributes.

Wonder why that is...

I remember Nicky Forster being atrocious when he first joined us. Missed bags of chances and looked terrible. He came good in the end. Perhaps Lopez deserves a little more time before being consigned to your imaginary scrap heap.
 




Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat


4-p

New member
Sep 3, 2011
432
Shoreham
Re: Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

He'll come good, like Orlandi. He's got composure, great touch, can ping a ball, knows where he 'should' be off the ball to get the ball.
Once the team is gelling even more, we'll be knocking it about like they're telepathic & rip teams to bits. Dave, Orlandi, Dobie, bruno, even Vicente, it'll be magic in flairville, just wait!
... Hopefully
 


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