So: who's seen Ian Botham's Twitter feed this morning?

[fat old seagull]

Well if anyone thinks Beefy has been having a bad time today he's not alone. Unfortunately having opened the Link to the 'Sausage Pic' I left it on my screen....it's been seen .
"Read the thread" is my defence. " Can't be bothered, whatever turns you on" The Perv Finder General (Mrs FOS) declares. Guilty by Association then, I guess.

 

[Eeyore]

The batsman's holding....

Up his end ?

Although he could be standing at short-leg, legs wide open, waiting for a tickle...