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So: who's seen Ian Botham's Twitter feed this morning?
- Thread starter edna krabappel
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#Beefy jerky 
brightonrock
Dodgy Hamstrings
- Jan 1, 2008
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That's it, everyone pack up 'til tomorrow. Edna wins the internet today.(After seeing his googly I'm just relieved he didn't deliver a full toss)
LamieRobertson
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Him and David Gower have always been closeI shan't post the photo on here, as it's completely NSFW, but a tweet appeared on his account which read "What are you thinking....xx", accompanied by a photo of a gentleman's...ahem...middle stump, on a fuller length, shall we say?
Now you can't particularly see the face of the person in the photo, but it does come across as the sort of very private selfie someone might have intended to send to an intimate contact via DM, but accidentally tweeted instead.
Obviously he's been "hacked" though
- Jul 7, 2003
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- #25
Probably cracked one through the covers instead.
- Jul 7, 2003
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- #27
Aggers: "Oh FFS, Beefy, I said "Cook's out".
(c) someone on Twitter
(c) someone on Twitter
brightonrock
Dodgy Hamstrings
- Jan 1, 2008
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I think he took a fierce blow to the helmet from a left arm chinaman. He's going to want a drinks break to clear his head before the balls start swinging.
The Spanish
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If India hadn't collapsed that would be brilliant telly today. An innuendo minefield of commentary
el punal
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No . . . a good line and length pitched into the blockhole forcing the batsman to play it with a defensive stroke.
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
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Haha Michael Vaughan's tweet at the bottom page of that link
- Jul 7, 2003
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- #32
It's a shame isn't it?
I know Aggers & Michael Vaughan have been making the most of it on Twitter but I'd love to have listened to TMS under the circumstances. Although perhaps bringing a man called Blowers into this would be asking for trouble.
It's curious how no other celebrities appear to have been targeted by this naughty hacker, don't you think?
If it was a hacker, why didn't they do it when there was a game on? Maybe it wasn't a hacker.
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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Well that does look a tired old Hampton!plenty of time at the crease.
ROSM
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For those who are envious of beefy, just remember it's all about perspective and angles. In reality he might have two short legs and a silly point?
- Jul 7, 2003
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Wait...are you suggesting that photo wasn't the work of a rogue computer genius with an unusual penchant for cricketers of the 1980s, but that it was in fact 100% British Beef?
No, no I won't have it. That's crazy talk.
I didn't see it Edna (and no, I don't want you to send it, thanks). Reading this thread I got the impression that it was a hoax, but if you think the cock matched the face and body, I'll take your (I want to say 'professional', but fear it will be misinterpreted) word for it.
Bladders
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Meh, I'd pull his length...
fat old seagull
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Randsta
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The batsman's holding....