Seagulls Top Trumps

[Sausage]

Steve Penney

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Steve Penney
Richard Tiltman
Paul McCarthy
Terry Connor
Giles Stille
Steve Jacobs
Turienzo
Rami Shaaaabaaaan

 

[Garage_Doors]

Tony Towner
Andy Rollings
Brian Powney
Teddy Maybank
Paul Clark
Eric Steel.
Michal Robinson
Fred Binney

 

[Mellotron]

TLO, I would suggest you stick with cold hard STATS for the categories, otherwise you will get ENDLESS binfests if you choose to have opinion-based categories (skill, shooting, heading, tackling etc)

 

[Gerbil]

Mark McCammon

 

[backson]

Did I dream it, or did someone create an online BHA top trumps a few years ago?

 

[Danny-Boy]

ChippyCarpenter

 

[Lord Bamber]

Mark McCammon

Yes, every top trumps had a shit card that no-one wanted......*opens door to shit albion players from the past thread*

 

[Biscuit]

Junior McDougal, Danny Cullip, Stuart Storer, Steve Foster.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ashley Neal:

Passing 2
Heading 1
Tackling 0
Defending 0
Attacking 0
Convincing people to give you a professional contract because your Dad was good once: 10

 

[Lord Bamber]

Ashley Neal:

Passing 2
Heading 1
Tackling 0
Defending 0
Attacking 0
Convincing people to give you a professional contract because your Dad was good once: 10

Surely there could be a whole pack of these?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Dean Wilkins

Passing 7
Tackling 2
Shooting 5
Hair softness 8
Popular perception of free kick taking ability based on one memorable effort: 9
Actual free kick ability in reality based on all other efforts over the years: 3

 

[Djmiles]

Danny Webb
Carl Wilson-Dennis
Sam Williams
Tony Rougier
Federico Turienzo
Maheta Malango

 

[Simster]

Who would be the FLAIREST player we've ever had?

FLAIR
10: Calderon, Kraay, Gotsmanov
9: Malango, Tarrico, Turienzo
8: Iovan, Shabaan, and that shit moonwalking bloke.

 

[Jam The Man]

Ashley Neal:

Passing 2
Heading 1
Tackling 0
Defending 0
Attacking 0
Convincing people to give you a professional contract because your Dad was good once: 10

Far too generous on the passing...

 

[fire&skill]

You'd need to go for players in the twilight of their career to get international points etc

Robbie Savage? [or would we discount loanees?]

 

[The Large One]

What stats are you having?
If appearances is one of them then Kerry Mayo.

Or are you doing more amusing stats like red cards, hairstyle, flair etc?

Something like...

Albion League Appearances
Albion League Goals
Career Appearances
Career Goals
Time at the Albion (say in months?)
Height

 

[brakespear]

Giles Stille.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Suart Tuck

Any one for t(ea)?

 

[The Large One]

Something like one of these...?





Of course the figures are a load of bollocks, but you get the drift.