Russia vs Slovakia OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD

[mothy]

Russia will use the fact they are virtually out to get automatic disqualification post final whistle

 

[Durlston]

I put money on Hamsik for first goal.

Russia are absolute gash. Used up all their luck in the England game. The only thing they're good at is taking drugs and violence. Will be a busy night for the police.

 

[sydney]

ffs........my euro mojo is taking a battering here...was supposed to be going for a jolly up to watch the wales game tomorrow but i think i may end up watching on the couch with a bucket over my head.

 

[vegster]

Please let this go off after the game.

 

[gregbrighton]

England will have no chance against Slovenia.

 

[Sheebo]

England will have no chance against Slovenia.

Based on what? Slovakia (assuming you meant them) are a good side but England have produced one of the best overall performances of the tourno so far no? To say we have 'no chance' is a bit OTT...

 

[el punal]

England will have no chance against Slovenia.

You're right, we're not even playing them!

 

[gregbrighton]

You're right, we're not even playing them!

Glad someone was on the ball!

 

[ManOfSussex]

England will have no chance against Slovenia.

When are we playing them, they didn't qualify?

 

[Durlston]

England will have no chance against Slovakia.

They've got about six players on a yellow card. Another one and they're suspended for the England match.

 

[ManOfSussex]

This really has shown up how bad a result it was on Saturday night for England. Not our performance, but purely the result. It's no coincidence that the words 'rubbish' and 'Russia' both start with the letters R & U because that's exactly what Russia are.

 

[Dick Head]

You're right, we're not even playing them!

...

 

[Easy 10]

Russia are piss-poor, although they did lose several of their best players in Denisov, Dzagoev, and Zhirkov. Its such a shame.

 

[The Birdman]

Let's hope we beat Slovakia and Wales with Wales beating Russia which would mean England and Wales go through.

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Let's hope we beat Slovakia and Wales with Wales beating Russia which would mean England and Wales go through.

3rd place should also get through, unless any team in this group has the worst or 2nd worst record for a 3rd placed team in this tournament

Sent from popcorn packets for NSC binfests

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Bollocksov

Sent from popcorn packets for NSC binfests

 

[Dick Head]

1-2 Oh no!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That Russian manager looks like his body won't last out the game. Makes Steve Fatty Evans look like a finely honed athlete.

Oh, and whoever thought it was a good idea to hire The Withdean Screamer to make the stadium announcements?

 

[ManOfSussex]

How the hell did these Russian scum bags get flares into the ground again?!!!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

"Good luck to the physio then" - Well played Lawro