Reported blaze today at the Emirates Stadium

[Big Jim]

I heard that it was during the Xmas meal, Arsene was lighting a fart from his Arsenal and things went wrong.....

 

[perth seagull]

Becuase of the fire, my stadium (Kolo)Toure was cancelled and the usually pristine pitch was totally (Steve) Bould.

 

[Austrian Gull]

Forensics now taking place...they've called in Los Angeles Medical Examiner Quincey (Owusu-Abeyie)

He's just called for an assistant - (Lee) Dixon of Dock Green.

Apparently, they suspect whoever was on (Remi) Garde duty.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Someone tried lobbing Seaman, but it had no effect on the conflagration...

It's rumoured that ex-Gunner Nwankwo Kanu might have been responsible for that lob.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

They might have to call in The Professionals on this one - (Steve) Bouldy and Doyle

 

[Austrian Gull]

"(John) Luk! Ic on fire!", said the eyewitness with a slight speech impediment.