Reported blaze today at the Emirates Stadium

[Spun Cuppa]

Someone tried lobbing Seaman, but it had no effect on the conflagration...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Such a nice area of london to, ash-burn-ton grove.

 

[Gerbil]

Nah, it will go out quickly, there's no Cole to put on the fire

haha, very good

 

[perth seagull]

I heard it was a (Berg)kamp fire that went out of control. Let's hope the Panasonic Viera flatscreens inside the boardroom are okay.

 

[gull-able]

i heard that thierry henry offered to lend a HAND putting it out, but the irish complainded to the fire ombusman and asked to have the fire relit.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Forensics now taking place...they've called in Los Angeles Medical Examiner Quincey (Owusu-Abeyie)

 

[The Large One]

Not as good as fish or tree puns, are they?

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Forensics now taking place...they've called in Los Angeles Medical Examiner Quincey (Owusu-Abeyie)

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Not as good as fish or tree puns, are they?

Oh, I don't know: it's nice to see NSC-ers are finally BRANCHING OUT with their punsmithery...

ps Breaking news from The Emirates: The Police now believe the fire was started by a dog - armed with a can of petrol & a zippo. Apparently, a witness heard a loud "woof" the moment the blaze started.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Rumours that Tony Woodcock is now called Tony Ashescock have been denied by sources at the club.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Not as good as fish or tree puns, are they?

Well don't just sit there at your frickin Robin Van PC moaning and come up with some of your own then! (E)du I have to spell it out!?!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Rumours that the Emirates has been Reyes to the ground due to the extent of the fire damage are as yet unconfirmed.

 

[Austrian Gull]

Not as good as fish or tree puns, are they?

Come now TLO, don't be so petit-minded.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

By (Charlie) George! I'm surprised the Gooner puns are still trickling in to be Frank (McLintock).

 

[WhingForPresident]

I hear the blaze could be seen from (Over)Mars...

 

[Taybha]

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[brightonlass2009]

 

[WhingForPresident]

Hows life without Colin the "freeloader" or whatever his name was?

 

[brightonlass2009]

Hows life without Colin the "freeloader" or whatever his name was?

If I see one more status update of his which includes the words 'love and miss...' with my housemates (his girlfriends) name in it I think I will scream.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

If I see one more status update of his which includes the words 'love and miss...' with my housemates (his girlfriends) name in it I think I will scream.

Can we get this thread back on the Wright track please! All this Wilshe(re) or won't she is getting a bit tedious.