People with funny names.

[Superphil]

That guy lives in Shoreham.

The guy who owns (or at least used to) East Sussex National Golf Club is called that.

I did some business with him, have to say, he lived up to his name.

 

[lawros left foot]

Moon Base Alpha Zappa

 

[Worthingite]

Surprised no one has yet mentioned the current Nigerian president, Goodluck Jonathan!!!

On a personal note, once had someone call my pub to make a reservation, called Mr Fuchs. I spent ages calling pronouncing it Fooks, until he said "it's ok mate, the surname is pronounced ****s, I've had 45 years to deal with it, it's fine!!"

 

[Mr Bronson]

Where to start. I have worked with a Ben Dover, Tex Texan (yes he was from Texas), Randy Farmer and possibly the best one is a current colleague, Swallow Wang.

 

[Diego Napier]

Only last week I did a job for a customer called Dick Harden.

Go on then, I'll fall for it, what kind of job?

 

[Bwian]

A local girl when I was young was blessed with Hazel Nutt.

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

A local girl when I was young was blessed with Hazel Nutt.

Slightly off topic, but was she sweet?

 

[Grombleton]

I forgot to mention my second favourite name, after the afrementioned Sexwale (not a sentence I ever thought i'd type).

The Seychelles athlete, Mr Gaylord Silly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Silly

 

[Reagulls]

I knew a supplier called Dick Gain...
A photocopier engineer called Burt Circuit
A friend of mine met a girl in training the other day called Jenna Taylor!

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I played football with and against the Hunt brothers in Worthing. Dougie and Stan were fine but Mickey (or Mike when he was ordering taxi's) and his brother Colin (Mr C Hunt) had more to contend with.

I was also at school with the Muttitt brothers whose parents had a warped send of humour. They were Paul and Phil Muttitt.

Working for a global company now, our company address book is full of entertainingly named Germans (loads of ****z) and names from the far east.

 

[banjo]

I knew a girl once called Emma Swallows.

 

[Skaville]

When I was at school one of my mate's in brighton was called ragna crudge...Last I heard he was banged up

I knew Ragna. Son called Wade

 

[Skaville]

Met a girl called Honey Arneja
My wife has a business card field Wagner **** (f word spelt correctly)
Best name on our work database is vasselina mindjova

 

[AmexRuislip]

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[Grombleton]

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Attachment 59183? That's a terrible name.

 

[Algernon]

Just watching NFL Highlight Show and the Houston Texans kicker's name is Randy Bullock.

 

[Lower West Stander]

For anyone who works in the financial sector, there was a list circulated on Bloomberg with some of the best names registered on the system. Can't remember them all but best ones were Wan Kim, Donna Bumgardner and my own favourite Nimrod Weiselfish.

 

[Eddiespearritt]

Always loved that the coach of Wolfsburg in Germany was called Wolfgang Wolf.

A mate whose wife went to the Gambia on holiday (where she invited locals to drop in and say hello whenever they came to England) once answered his front door to a man named Baboon Seasick.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Bloke at work called Richard Head.
Our local musical society leader is called Richard Cock.
Went to school with a boy called Ovary and a girl called Virgin.

 

[tinycowboy]

I used to work with Curt Custard.