Pavilionaire
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Will I be safe if I keep myself cooped up at home?
Pandemic could kill 150 million people
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I'd cash in your nest egg and use it for vaccines
Pavilionaire
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I'll have to check my medical HEN-surance policy to make sure I'm covered...
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I always thought bird flu was the opposite of man flu...
Lokki 7
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I wish you lot would calm down and stop all this FLAPPING about.
Pavilionaire
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Lokki, why don't you flock off?
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Can somebody tell me what's the difference between an epidemic and a pandemic please?
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edna krabappel said:
I think pandemic is when the chicken has been shallow fried in a bit of butter
Lord Bracknell
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An epidemic is when I catch it and have a week off work.edna krabappel said:
A pandemic is when other people catch it and I have to go to sodding work and do their jobs for them.
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reckon it could have spread due to the likes of Cole, Yorke, Dyer and Co shagging all these birds in hotel rooms
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
No it doesn't.On the Left Wing said:
It sounds like a small town in Shropshire. With the postcode.
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Think this sex with birds thing (which is how the flu has transmitted to humans) is already having and effect in football vis.....
Peter Swan
Brian Sparrow
Craig Bird
Geoff Hawk
Dave Starling
aaaattchhhoooooo..........
Peter Swan
Brian Sparrow
Craig Bird
Geoff Hawk
Dave Starling
aaaattchhhoooooo..........
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Does it affect Seagulls?
What about Owls, Canaries, Eagles, Bluebirds, Harriers etc?
What about Owls, Canaries, Eagles, Bluebirds, Harriers etc?
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edna krabappel said:
feckin hell ... it's catching already ...... Swansea is now quarantined
Cian
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Why did I see that as "Paramedics could kill..."
Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
Hope it doesn't transfer to other avian forms, like bats, 'cos that would make Falmer a no go area!!!
MYOB said:
Too much masturbation?
Wardy
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MYOB said:
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Now it all makes sense....
A Florida fireman and former paramedic, who witnesses said bit off a parrot's head during a billiards game faces animal cruelty charges, the Volusia County Sheriff's spokesman said.
Bruce J. Coates, 34, told deputies he had been drinking and couldn’t remember what happened. But witnesses told investigators that during a billiards game early Sunday morning, Coates grabbed the parrot off the shoulder of another player, put the bird’s head in his mouth and bit it off, said spokesman Gary Davidson.
The incident occurred at a party the recreation room of the Saddle Club Estates community near S.R. 44 and S.R. 415. Coates fled the clubhouse after the 1 a.m. incident.
The parrot’s owner called the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office at about 8 a.m. Sunday to report the incident. When contacted by deputies later, Coates said he was sorry and offered to replace the parrot, according to Davidson.
Coates has been charged with a felony count of animal cruelty and one count of criminal mischief, a misdemeanor offense. The Sheriff’s Office plans to seek a warrant for Coates’ arrest.
A Florida fireman and former paramedic, who witnesses said bit off a parrot's head during a billiards game faces animal cruelty charges, the Volusia County Sheriff's spokesman said.
Bruce J. Coates, 34, told deputies he had been drinking and couldn’t remember what happened. But witnesses told investigators that during a billiards game early Sunday morning, Coates grabbed the parrot off the shoulder of another player, put the bird’s head in his mouth and bit it off, said spokesman Gary Davidson.
The incident occurred at a party the recreation room of the Saddle Club Estates community near S.R. 44 and S.R. 415. Coates fled the clubhouse after the 1 a.m. incident.
The parrot’s owner called the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office at about 8 a.m. Sunday to report the incident. When contacted by deputies later, Coates said he was sorry and offered to replace the parrot, according to Davidson.
Coates has been charged with a felony count of animal cruelty and one count of criminal mischief, a misdemeanor offense. The Sheriff’s Office plans to seek a warrant for Coates’ arrest.
Pavilionaire
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f***, it's the seagulls vs canaries tomorrow. I might go with a bag on my head...