Nzuzi Toko SIGNS

[El Sid]

Sky linking Brighton with a move for Grasshoppers Congolese midfielder Toko Nzuzi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toko_Nzuzi

 

[Bozza]

He seems to ruin almost everyone he tackles. Like.

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[Simster]

Flair.


Get. Him. In.

 

[father_and_son]

Plenty of potential for a good song... sign him up!

I'm immediately thinking something to the tune of "Take On Me" - A-ha

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Flair name for sure, and we dont have a player from The Congo at present !!

(Kaz is DR Congo)

 

[El Sid]

He seems to ruin almost everyone he tackles. Like.

Averages 8 yellows cards a season. No reds.

 

[father_and_son]

You're shying away
He'll be coming for you anyway

To-ko Nzuzi (take him on),
To-ko Nzuzi (take him on)
He'll be gone
Anyyyy-way

 

[Northstander]

I would have thought the umbongo song works well

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

As he has been playing in Zurich since 2008 must have a Swiss passport as well? Wouldn't need a work permit then.

 

[Triggaaar]

Can he be registered in time for Sunday?

 

[Northstander]

He looks a beast on the tackle....sign him up !!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Powerful midfield ball winner - is this not what we are trying to make Ince?

 

[father_and_son]

He looks a beast on the tackle....sign him up !!

He doesn't like to leave them standing up!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Powerful midfield ball winner - is this not what we are trying to make Ince?

Yes, but Ince can't play every game. Having Stephens, Nzuzi, Crofts, Ince, Orlandi and JFC competing for 3 spots would be excellent

 

[nwgull]

Toko Nzuzi

Flair name for sure, and we dont have a player from The Congo at present !!

(Kaz is DR Congo)

I read a newspaper article yesterday (over someone's shoulder on London - Lewes train) that the Congo has the largest average penis size in the world. It didn't differentiate between DR Congo though.

 

[Giraffe]

over someone's shoulder

Very appropriate turn of phrase.

 

[MarioOrlandi]

We sold a player like him to Sunderland. Go get him Oscar

 

[Buzzer]

Every Brothers 'Wake Up Little Suzie'

Toko N-zusi
TOKO!

 

[Hyperion]

Averages 8 yellows cards a season. No reds.

Different league. Think he would get more than that here based on that vid

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Every Brothers 'Wake Up Little Suzie'

Toko N-zusi
TOKO!

This with bells on, love it.