Nzuzi Toko SIGNS

[Bozza]

It's difficult not to like a man called Toko who, every time he tackles, leaves his opponent in a crumpled heap.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Flair name for sure, and we dont have a player from The Congo at present !!

(Kaz is DR Congo)

Geography scholar?

 

[um bongo molongo]

I would have thought the umbongo song works well

I got a bit too excited about the last player that applied to

 

[jimhigham]

Haven't most of us been saying that we need a "tough tackling midfielder"?

Interesting.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

It's difficult not to like a man called Toko who, every time he tackles, leaves his opponent in a crumpled heap.

 

[Bozza]

I got a bit too excited about the last player that applied to

I can offer a one-time only name change if we sign him. Keep it in mind.

 

[fire&skill]

Every Brothers 'Wake Up Little Suzie'

Toko N-zusi
TOKO!

Like it. Bagsy I do the little guitar riff after 'TOKO!'

 

[Acker79]

That.s the second blick.ch link I've seen today. This was the first: http://www.blick.ch/sport/fussball/...-k-o-und-fluechtet-vor-polizei-id2841861.html fan runs on the pitch, rival fan runs on, punches him, runs back into the crowd before police catch him, he didn't really run that fast.

 

[robinsonsgrin]

Strong in the tackle and able to produce a decent Lambert diagonal cross.

strong in the tackle and as posted previously, potentially long in the tackle... on behalf of all female albion fans.. oh go on....why not!

 

[fleet]

He seems to ruin almost everyone he tackles. Like.

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Well he will last about 2 mins with the refs we have had this season. 1 game on (for a bit of it) and then 3 games off all season!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It's difficult not to like a man called Toko who, every time he tackles, leaves his opponent in a crumpled heap.

With Brighton fans chanting you've been Toko'd!

 

[El Sid]

I look forward to Mr Nzuzi coming off the bench to the chants of "RELEASE THE BEAST".

 

[bluenitsuj]

Well he will last about 2 mins with the refs we have had this season. 1 game on (for a bit of it) and then 3 games off all season!

Still be on the pitch more than Buckley though.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

It's difficult not to like a man called Toko who, every time he tackles, leaves his opponent in a crumpled heap.

Indeed, copybook win the ball back in under 8 seconds the Barca mantra

 

[Stumpy Tim]

This fella and Ince would scare the sh*t out of any midfield in the championship. Tim likes

 

[Trigger]

He's no Benjamin Massing.

 

[Goldstone1976]

He's an animal! Would love this to be true...

EDIT: Imagine the training ground scene:

TN: Look, SD, this is how it's done...
SD (for it is he): Que?
TN: You stand in front (or to the side, or the back) of your opponent (try to pick a time when he has the ball, though, tbh, that bit is not crucial), and .... CHOP his legs out from under him. Then... get on with the game as though nothing has happened. If the ref blows up for a foul - look innocent. See? It's easy.
SD: Que?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Is tackling from behind not outlawed in the Swiss league, then?

 

[Blue3]

Toko real tuff toys for real tuff boys tokoooooooo

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She is a right floosie
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of N'zuzi


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