Nzuzi Toko SIGNS

[Doc Lynam]

Is tackling from behind not outlawed in the Swiss league, then?

Exactly what i thought. Swiss turn a blind eye to most things!

 

[Hiney]

Seems to like a good 50/50

Beast

 

[Seasider78]

Looks like a player in the Cheick Tioté mould and we are crying out for some energy in the heart of our midfield

 

[severnside gull]

Certainly not lacking skill and has a fantastic burst of pace which is what gets him into position to make well timed tackles........ and he's a beast!
Midfield of Toko, Ince, Stephens and Cole with back-up of Andrews, Crofts, Orlandi, March & LuaLua.......genuine strength in depth and real options.

 

[severnside gull]

Certainly not lacking skill and has a fantastic burst of pace which is what gets him into position to make well timed tackles........ and he's a beast!
Midfield of Toko, Ince, Stephens and Cole with back-up of Andrews, Crofts, Orlandi, March & LuaLua.......genuine strength in depth and real options.

 

[Kazenga <3]

So far for next season we are probably looking at a midfield of

Toko
Ince Lampard
Cole
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Nice.

 

[Goldstone1976]

So far for next season we are probably looking at a midfield of

Toko
Ince Lampard
Cole
​

Nice.

Can't be right. Three of them have four-letter names; Lampard would be the odd one out. Yaya instead, maybe?

 

[Stat Brother]

This fella and Ince would scare the sh*t out of any midfield in the championship. Tim likes

I'm not entirely convinced I'd feel safe in the stands.

Luckily we know Incey-poohs is a great big teddy bear.

 

[GreersElbow]

Flair name, built like a beast, tackles like a beast. He's exactly what we're lacking in midfield right now.

Crofts - Ince - Nzuzi
Stephens - Nzuzi - Agustien
Nzuzi - Crofts - Stephens
Crofts - JFC - Nzuzi

The possibilities are endless.

 

[glasfryn]

He's an animal! Would love this to be true...

EDIT: Imagine the training ground scene:

TN: Look, SD, this is how it's done...
SD (for it is he): Que?
TN: You stand in front (or to the side, or the back) of your opponent (try to pick a time when he has the ball, though, tbh, that bit is not crucial), and .... CHOP his legs out from under him. Then... get on with the game as though nothing has happened. If the ref blows up for a foul - look innocent. See? It's easy.
SD: Que?

this really made me laugh out loud
you just have to use your imagination a little

 

[wunt be druv]

I read a newspaper article yesterday (over someone's shoulder on London - Lewes train) that the Congo has the largest average penis size in the world. It didn't differentiate between DR Congo though.

Having a large penis would be a very good thing for most of us chaps here,but,surely it could become a bit of a liability for midfielder as, although it would have to be suitably protected during a match,it could "escape" and potentialy trip him up if it was dangling between his legs or get trodden on by opposing players,giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "crunching tackle".I think Oscar would be wise to measure the length of said organ before signing him,after all,we don't want another sicknote player missing umpteen games a season through injuries to his manhood.

 

[Husty]

It's a YES from me.

 

[B.W.]

Based on the video...

... yes please.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

He would last 3 games at most before being sent off based on that video.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

He would last 3 games at most before being sent off based on that video.

That's exactly what I thought. Some of those tackles would be bordering on a red in The Championship

 

[The Truth]

Toko Loca

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Ok, maybe he is from the DR Congo then

 

[The Truth]

Has he actually signed then?

 

[portslade seagull]

He is what David isn't ... Sign him up

 

[peterward]

He seems to ruin almost everyone he tackles. Like.

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the 2:35 tackle........... he won't be staying on the park in England. straight red