[Football] New Kits Thread - Season 22/23

[dejavuatbtn]

As a cycling shirt, I actually like it!

It’s going to be a long journey to love it as a football short though.

It’s either April the first or this is a training top for those cycling to the Amex.

 

[Kosh]

It’s a shirt that suggests relegation by Christmas. It’s a calamity, it’s absolutely awful, it’s, it’s just horrific.

I actually thought it had a zip down the middle, so our forwards could avoid needless yellows by simply unzipping their shirts after scoring to reveal rippling six packs galore.

Alas, even that would have been an improvement.

I feel sick.

It’s the worst thing I’ve seen, and not just on the internet.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

It’s a shirt that suggests relegation by Christmas. It’s a calamity, it’s absolutely awful, it’s, it’s just horrific.

I actually thought it had a zip down the middle, so our forwards could avoid needless yellows by simply unzipping their shirts after scoring to reveal rippling six packs galore.

Alas, even that would have been an improvement.

I feel sick.

It’s the worst thing I’ve seen, and not just on the internet.

Put you down as a maybe?

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[Mellotron]

Just boggles my mind that every year without fail, people on NSC and Twitter mock up some really nice simple Brighton kits, yet someone is no doubt paid 6 figures to experiment with crayons in the board room, and sign off on this.

Agreed. The mock ups are almost always far superior to what we end up getting. Most fans want simpler kits, is my takeaway from it.

 

[horshamite]

I traded in my Stephen Dobbie no10 shirt for a voucher for one of the new shirts. Can I have the old one back please?

 

[Cotton Socks]

Right. Last word from me on this subject....

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Seems harsh to put Norm in that pic!!! I've just seen it posted by a palace fan, it made me feel sad that I found it funny! The shirt is s**t though!

 

[Cotton Socks]

I traded in my Steven Dobbie no10 shirt for a voucher for one of the new shirts. Can I have the old one back please?

Oh my word, I forgot about that! I assumed there would be a queue & the exchange times were weird so said to my son that it wasn't going to happen. So glad the times were weird!

 

[kevo]

Tbh, this has killed my mojo for the new season a weeny liile bit. Was looking forward to an exciting campaign, with lots of new players, playing our lovely football in possibly Graham Potter's last year at the club.

But now they are going to be playing in THAT. Probably the naffest shirt in the entire league.

Seriously, did no-one at the club take a look at the design and realise it's hideous?

What a joke.

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Even Fatboy is trying to get rid of it in the promo vid. Massive wind up swinging to launch it into the sea, where it belongs.

 

[Mr Putdown]

Even Fatboy is trying to get rid of it in the promo vid. Massive wind up swinging to launch it into the sea, where it belongs.

I assume he was actually launching it into the crowd and that’s just a joke?

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I’m still in shock how bad it is.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I feel sick.

It’s the worst thing I’ve seen, and not just on the internet.

Going by what I can only begin to imagine features in [MENTION=494]Kosh[/MENTION]’s browsing history, that is quite the statement

 

[Bod]

Can’t believe I traded in my promotion season black away shirt for this.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe far, far away, our kit is designed by [MENTION=8459]TWOCHOICEStom[/MENTION]…

 

[SeagullinExile]

It looks like a cycling Jersey.

 

[Rambo]

Cucarella transfer request now incoming. Nothing to do with Man City, just won’t be seen dead in that absolute pile of sh1t shirt.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Our worst kit ever and that’s saying something given the Nike era!

 

[American Seagle]

Typical Nike kit: crap. Why are people surprised? Their kits always look like about three other kits sewn together!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I'm still holding out hope that it's an elaborate prank by the club.

Sometimes a team will play their final game in the following years kit. Maybe we could do that from September?


Still, it's only a season. And it's only a kit. But it is remarkably shit.

 

[Steve in Japan]

That's absolutely ****ing atrocious.