Lets get all the mentalists together on one thread

[Stat Brother]

There seems to be a few nominations out there.

Mine is the fella, who getting off the 14:10 train at Falmer and channelled through the open exit, still tried to put his ticket into the barrier.

 

[clarkey]

I will put forward the sages behind me who called CMS 'lazy' and were consistently shouting at him to 'put some effort in'. Sure it wasnt his greatest game but that is just silly.

 

[Beach Hut]

The various morons in WSU who shout kick the ball up the pitch, clearly JCLs the lot of them.

 

[Ernest]

I HAD a lovely HOT Dog today

 

[nevergoagain]

The knobber behind me telling me to sit down BECAUSE HE COULDN'T SEE GULLYS GIRLS.

 

[Colossal Squid]

The various morons in WSU who shout kick the ball up the pitch, clearly JCLs the lot of them.

Must admit I did hear quite a few of these today, and it is ever so frustrating. There was one point in the second half where we'd strung a very decent number of passes together, to the point we were all cheering each additional successful pass. Surely everyone can see that this IS entertaining.

I certainly don't miss the lottery of head tennis that became standard under Adams' 2nd stint

 

[Pat_Albion]

Some utter goon has appeared in front of us for the last 2 games. Constantly moans about everything, calling Barnes a lazy c.nt for not chasing a ball (which he actually did chase) telling the players to 'get it in' and 'GO FORWARD' every few seconds. I don't understand why people go to the football just to have a moan up, especially when we were 2-0 up and sitting on top of the league

 

[HoveHorace]

I nominate the idiot who threatened to "cave in " the back of a young guys head because he got shoved in the push at Brighton station.

 

[My Name Is Gully]

I will put forward the sages behind me who called CMS 'lazy' and were consistently shouting at him to 'put some effort in'. Sure it wasnt his greatest game but that is just silly.

Really? Surely they were being ironic! If not they are clearly numpties and I demand you tell them so at the next home game!

 

[Richy_Seagull]

The most annoying fan in the stadium who stands a few rows from the back of North stand screaming at the opposition goalkeeper/manager for the entire 90 mins.....it is funny if you do it occasionally, however you are just pissing everyone off!

 

[Giraffe]

The couple in front of me who bring a pair of binoculars with them. Don't think they were there today so perhaps they lost them?!

 

[StillHateBellotti]

Brother in law "Who is this Donattello bloke, he seems quite popular" What a f***ing tool, but made me piss myself and still chuckling now!

 

[Beach Hut]

The couple in front of me who bring a pair of binoculars with them. Don't think they were there today so perhaps they lost them?!

Funnily enough there was an old couple two rows in front of me in WSU with binoculars as well, most bizarre

 

[Giraffe]

Funnily enough there was an old couple two rows in front of me in WSU with binoculars as well, most bizarre

I wonder if it's the same couple? I can't help commenting about birdwatching when they get out. Lesser spotted Noone came into view earlier.

 

[Beach Hut]

I wonder if it's the same couple? I can't help commenting about birdwatching when they get out. Lesser spotted Noone came into view earlier.

Thought you were 1901 and not WSU, I bring my telescope next time

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

I could hear this several times in the second half...'Send it, send it SEND IT!'

 

[smudge]

I have to go back to last week. The embarrassment who punched a Blackpool fan in the face for no reason outside the Queens Head before legging it. The big hard mate of his who denied knowing the culprit as well.

I've a feeling they won't be around when the likes of Millwall rock up. Cowards.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Funnily enough there was an old couple two rows in front of me in WSU with binoculars as well, most bizarre

...and if they have problems with their eyesight? At least they are going and presumably sths which is all money into the coffers.

 

[Eggmundo]

Guy next to me brought his binoculars (WSU) only used them when Gully's Girls were on. Top Work

 

[Comedy Steve]

The couple in front of me who bring a pair of binoculars with them. Don't think they were there today so perhaps they lost them?!

Hahaha! Are you WSU? They must have been made up when the chopper appeared.

EDIT: sorry, seen the rest of the thread, so yes.