Just woken up in someone else's house

[TomandJerry]

jesus christ.................RUN

Looks like I'll have to escape through a window then climb a couple fences then run, which I can't really do without trouseres!

 

[TomandJerry]

Do you remember getting on a bus? If so you probably got there via Southern Trains.

Yes! That's how I must have gotten here !

 

[pastafarian]

Looks like I'll have to escape through a window then climb a couple fences then run, which I can't really do without trouseres!

actually i have extensive research in this area and have concluded over the years one is pretty much invincible when trouserless especially if alcohol is put into the equation

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

Looks like I'll have to escape through a window then climb a couple fences then run, which I can't really do without trouseres!

If you knock any dead branches out of a tree then make sure the area is cordoned off from passers by. Lord knows you don't need a law suit on your hands.

 

[TomandJerry]

I have a plan! I could wear some tights I have found laying around on the floor !


Edit: they are see through tights !

 

[Hampster Gull]

Is there anything of value nearby?

 

[TomandJerry]

Is there anything of value nearby?

Nothing apart from a TV, sofa and a microwave !

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

It's been an hour now. Any more sign of life from upstairs?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I have a plan! I could wear some tights I have found laying around on the floor !


Edit: they are see through tights !

Is this all a round about way of telling us you have pulled a ballet dancer?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

This is perfect Sunday morning viewing. With missing trousers, do you have your wallet?

 

[Hampster Gull]

Nothing apart from a TV, sofa and a microwave !

Student digs. You're fine to go upstairs

 

[essbee]

You might be in luck. I hear that that bloke who walks around the country naked is in the
Eastbourne area - you could say you were part of his gang if approached.

 

[pastafarian]

I have a plan! I could wear some tights I have found laying around on the floor !


Edit: they are see through tights !

whats your xhamster username?

 

[TomandJerry]

It's been an hour now. Any more sign of life from upstairs?

Sounds like someone's using the bathroom !

 

[TomandJerry]

Student digs. You're fine to go upstairs

I hope so!

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

I have a plan! I could wear some tights I have found laying around on the floor !


Edit: they are see through tights !

Does this qualify him for the Sunday morning Dad's club?

 

[Eeyore]

I have a plan! I could wear some tights I have found laying around on the floor !


Edit: they are see through tights !

Well, at least it's not a whip, a discarded leather harness, and a studded jock strap you found on the floor.

 

[TomandJerry]

This is perfect Sunday morning viewing. With missing trousers, do you have your wallet?

I have someone's wallet with no money in it !

 

[Hillian1]

This happened to me once a long time ago.

I died.

RIP mate.

 

[Eeyore]

I have someone's wallet with no money in it !

You shouldn't drink too much if you are burgling someone. It's not good to fall asleep on the job.