Because he’s not a communist and not Russian?
Come now. Let's not nit-pick over facts.
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Everyone knows that resurrecting the rotting corpse of Jeremy Corbyn and lionizing his importance is just another knavish trick that desperate Boris-lovers imagine they can use to dent the advance of Starmer-Labour
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I'd heard that Corbyn isn't even human. He's some sort of alien cat with psychic powers
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