Ian Hart in talking nonsense shocker

[Pot noodles for everyone]

His weekly column in the Worthing Herald
IAN HART Food for thought - Community - Worthing Herald

I’VE never professed to being Egon Ronay but I am now very much of the opinion that, collectively, Worthing now has as many quality restaurants to rival the much-trumpeted Brighton and Hove.






And I've never professed to be James Herriott but that's clearly bullshit.

 

[Mellotron]

That's one of the stupidest sentences of all time.

 

[Notters]

I remember an article in the Argus some months ago saying that Worthing was catching up with Brighton in the clubbing stakes, with a whole TWO clubs.

 

[Marc]

Shorehams got more quality restaurants than Worthing

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Shorehams got more quality restaurants than Worthing

FACT

 

[Woodchip]

Heck, even Lewes has more quality restaurants than Worthing.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

My 2010 Michelin guide begs to differ. Brighton has 10 restuarants listed, Worthing has just the 1.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Heck, even Lewes has more quality restaurants than Worthing.

which has 2 listed in this year's Michelin guide.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Shorehams got more quality restaurants than Worthing

Shoreham has a big fat zero from Michelin. Sorry.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Well Brighton has THREE McDonalds and at last count Worthing had one. So there. Thread closed.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Brighton has 4 Maccy D's so we're 4 times better than Worthing.

Up yours Worthing. B&H - Still number one on the Sussex Coast (between LA and Bexhill)

 

[backson]

Shorehams got more quality than Worthing

Edited for you!

 

[Springal]

3 clubs thank you very much!!

What restaurant is listed, just out of interest ?

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Dave's Diner, I believe.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Well Brighton has THREE McDonalds and at last count Worthing had one. So there. Thread closed.

It appears that Worthing trumps Brighton 1-0 on Wimpys though. Has the East St restaurant closed down then?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

3 clubs thank you very much!!

What restaurant is listed, just out of interest ?

Bryce's.

 

[Silent Bob]

There are a few decent restaurants in Worthing. It's just that they have the notable disadvantage of being in Worthing.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I’VE never professed to being Egon Ronay but I am now very much of the opinion that, collectively, Worthing now has as many quality restaurants to rival the much-trumpeted Brighton and Hove.

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I thought it was okay, however I am going to sub-edit that first sentence, because it is painful, doesn't actually make sense, and needs to have removed all the words serving no purpose.

"I'm no Egon Ronay, but Worthing surely now has the restaurants to rival much-trumpeted Brighton and Hove."

Less is more. Unless you're writing for the Independent.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Bryce's.

I've been to the original Bryce's restaurant in Surrey, but not the Worthing one yet. Heard it's good though, think his daughter runs this one.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

I thought it was okay, however I am going to sub-edit that first sentence, because it is painful, doesn't actually make sense, and needs to have removed all the words serving no purpose.

"I'm no Egon Ronay, but Worthing surely now has the restaurants to rival much-trumpeted Brighton and Hove."

Less is more. Unless you're writing for the Independent.

Why stop there?

His weekly column in the Worthing Herald
IAN HART Food for thought - Community - Worthing Herald

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