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Stat Brother

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Having been burgled once before when asleep in bed I now keep a 4 iron under the bed. Having conducted several tests I think the lesser loft of the 4 iron makes it a more effective deterrent than the 7
Plus the fact you couldn't hit a cows arse with a 7 iron :lol:
 






Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
Having been burgled once before when asleep in bed I now keep a 4 iron under the bed. Having conducted several tests I think the lesser loft of the 4 iron makes it a more effective deterrent than the 7

Longer though so its harder to swing indoors. If I was taking the golf club route I rekon a putter would do most damage
 




bennibenj

Well-known member
Mar 6, 2011
2,063
Sompting
I keep an old snooker que under my bed - well the thicker butt end, would hurt a fair bit - if that fails I would choke slam the scum
 


Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,781
Somerset
firstly I'd go down the 'make lots of noise route' to try and scare them off. If that did not work and they started to come upstairs and presented a threat to my wife and kids, I'd try my very best to kill the Feckers - no hesitation.
 


GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
Just let the missus free on them-can go one of two ways :smile:
 






Stat Brother

Well-known member
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Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Having been burgled once before when asleep in bed I now keep a 4 iron under the bed. Having conducted several tests I think the lesser loft of the 4 iron makes it a more effective deterrent than the 7

Longer though so its harder to swing indoors. If I was taking the golf club route I rekon a putter would do most damage
and you get to hit them 3 or 4 times. :lol:



I'm done now, promise.
 






Sep 7, 2011
2,120
shoreham
dont break into my house:guns:
 

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GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
I have 2 fingers missing on one hand,i use plastic ones as replacements,inserted in the join is a bag of blood coloured dye,if i get in a spot of bother i just say "you some do you?" bite of my plastic fingers,spit them out and job done...
 


banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
13,404
Deep south
I have 2 fingers missing on one hand,i use plastic ones as replacements,inserted in the join is a bag of blood coloured dye,if i get in a spot of bother i just say "you some do you?" bite of my plastic fingers,spit them out and job done...

:eek: That would scare the sh@t out of Me.
 




Peever

New member
Sep 5, 2010
1,733
Canada
A very difficult question to answer, unless you are in that situation. I would like to think i would beat the crap out of them, but in reality i would probably hide and hope the wife sorts it out.

Well now I know who to fear when I wake up at 4am to use the toilet.... :lolol:
 




Muzzy

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Jan 25, 2011
4,787
Lewes
The one on the left (Stitch) Will go for the throat. The one on the right (Scruffy) will chew kneecaps off!

And I would make any intruders regret the day they were born.

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