How would you defend yourself if ?

[Stat Brother]

Scary aren't they.


They'll help load up the van, if there was a bit of steak in it for them.

 

[Stat Brother]

Having been burgled once before when asleep in bed I now keep a 4 iron under the bed. Having conducted several tests I think the lesser loft of the 4 iron makes it a more effective deterrent than the 7

Plus the fact you couldn't hit a cows arse with a 7 iron

 

[banjo]

Bless them.

Scary aren't they.


They'll help load up the van, if there was a bit of steak in it for them.

 

[Rugrat]

Plus the fact you couldn't hit a cows arse with a 7 iron

Very fair point, not a good time for a freshy

 

[Billy the Fish]

Having been burgled once before when asleep in bed I now keep a 4 iron under the bed. Having conducted several tests I think the lesser loft of the 4 iron makes it a more effective deterrent than the 7

Longer though so its harder to swing indoors. If I was taking the golf club route I rekon a putter would do most damage

 

[bennibenj]

I keep an old snooker que under my bed - well the thicker butt end, would hurt a fair bit - if that fails I would choke slam the scum

 

[Normal Rob]

firstly I'd go down the 'make lots of noise route' to try and scare them off. If that did not work and they started to come upstairs and presented a threat to my wife and kids, I'd try my very best to kill the Feckers - no hesitation.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Just let the missus free on them-can go one of two ways

 

[BUTTERBALL]

If someone were to break into you're house, property would you put up a fight or just let them be ?

I'd play 'Let it Be' with McCartney on vocals to scare them off.....

 

[Stat Brother]

Having been burgled once before when asleep in bed I now keep a 4 iron under the bed. Having conducted several tests I think the lesser loft of the 4 iron makes it a more effective deterrent than the 7

Longer though so its harder to swing indoors. If I was taking the golf club route I rekon a putter would do most damage

and you get to hit them 3 or 4 times.



I'm done now, promise.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I'd be fine if they came on a certain few days of the month

Problem is, on those days you're more likely to attract bears or other wild animals than burgers

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

dont break into my house

 

[banjo]

I'd play 'Let it Be' with McCartney on vocals to scare them off.....

You cruel bastard.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

I'd play 'Let it Be' with McCartney on vocals to scare them off.....

could that not be described as torture not self defense

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I have 2 fingers missing on one hand,i use plastic ones as replacements,inserted in the join is a bag of blood coloured dye,if i get in a spot of bother i just say "you some do you?" bite of my plastic fingers,spit them out and job done...

 

[banjo]

I have 2 fingers missing on one hand,i use plastic ones as replacements,inserted in the join is a bag of blood coloured dye,if i get in a spot of bother i just say "you some do you?" bite of my plastic fingers,spit them out and job done...

That would scare the sh@t out of Me.

 

[LABHA]

dont break into my house

Is that a HW97K?

 

[Peever]

A very difficult question to answer, unless you are in that situation. I would like to think i would beat the crap out of them, but in reality i would probably hide and hope the wife sorts it out.

Well now I know who to fear when I wake up at 4am to use the toilet....

 

[Muzzy]

The one on the left (Stitch) Will go for the throat. The one on the right (Scruffy) will chew kneecaps off!

And I would make any intruders regret the day they were born.

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[pipkin112]

Well now I know who to fear when I wake up at 4am to use the toilet....

Yes be afraid, be very afraid.