How would you defend yourself if ?

[banjo]

If someone were to break into you're house, property would you put up a fight or just let them be ?

 

[Gullys Cats]

A hammer would do the trick.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Make LOTS of noise.

Why do you want to know? Are you professionally involved?

 

[pipkin112]

A very difficult question to answer, unless you are in that situation. I would like to think i would beat the crap out of them, but in reality i would probably hide and hope the wife sorts it out.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I have got a pyscho persian cat. Once he has got his claws in the intruder I would sqirt Insanity chilli sauce into his/her eyes.

If someone were to break into you're house, property would you put up a fight or just let them be ?

 

[Norman Potting]

I have got a pyscho persian cat. Once he has got his claws in the intruder I would sqirt Insanity chilli sauce into his/her eyes.

Bit harsh on the cat, and you don't even seem to know whether it is male or female.

 

[Lady Gull]

I'd be fine if they came on a certain few days of the month!!

If they came the rest if the month - I'd have a go and hope my son woke up and I'd let him sort them out and I'd ring the police

 

[albion534]

A lot of the time. If u make noise. Then they would shit themselves! Im quite big, so I think I could handle myself against 1 bloke

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Baseball bat, nails sticking out, good work.........

 

[banjo]

I'd be fine if they came on a certain few days of the month!!

If they came the rest if the month - I'd have a go and hope my son woke up and I'd let him sort them out and I'd ring the police

 

[n1 gull]

My 7 iron will come into play

 

[Best Foot Forward]

if they got past the dog then I would be worried

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

It was the compulsory diversity training that we have been doing at work recentlly. I didn't want to prejudice the Intruder by assuming that the Intruder was Male/Female//Gay/Bi/Caucasian/Ethnic minority/Palace fan etc

Bit harsh on the cat, and you don't even seem to know whether it is male or female.

 

[Sonic]

I've always thought that I would pick up a zippo and an aerosol can. Good from a bit of a distance and would they want to take the chance that I'm bluffing?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Baseball bat under the bed

 

[T soprano]

I'd be like windmills everywhere , I'd be totally BODACIOUS

 

[Stat Brother]

if they got past the dog then I would be worried

Exactly the same.

They'll take your feckin throat out, as you can see:-

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Everything and that includes everything is acceptable and the whole house is a weapon(weapon free in actual fact-but look around and all sorts of devices present themselves as a volunteer to defend man's castle) rich environment both in and out,energy,lots and lots of it with extreme speed is vital to account for most attacks,those that tend to stand ground require the long haul approach that will require sacrifice to some degree,however nothing that was worth anything ever comes cheaply or without hard work until mastery has been attained-

And if your time is up,then make sure you take a few casualties,maybe a few prisoners of war.

 

[banjo]

Exactly the same.

They'll take your feckin throat out, as you can see:-

 

[Rugrat]

My 7 iron will come into play

Having been burgled once before when asleep in bed I now keep a 4 iron under the bed. Having conducted several tests I think the lesser loft of the 4 iron makes it a more effective deterrent than the 7