Has ended up having to share an office with a Palarse fan...

[Jeep]

You could always go up.

In April or May? - Yep, that should do it, but what about now?

 

[Postman Pat]

Ask to borrow £5 for lunch, next day give him back 5p and say you are only able to pay 1p in the pound to creditors.

 

[sam86]

Ask to borrow £5 for lunch, next day give him back 5p and say you are only able to pay 1p in the pound to creditors.

Winner!

 

[Superseagull69]

Ask to borrow £5 for lunch, next day give him back 5p and say you are only able to pay 1p in the pound to creditors.

I like this one.

Very good. Lol

 

[hans kraay fan club]

To be topical you could sing along softly, then hum, the Amy Winehouse classic:

"They tried to make me go to Selhurst
I said No, No, No".

Judging by Palace's ST sales, he'll just as likely be singing that himself...

 

[thealbionfan]

Ask to borrow £5 for lunch, next day give him back 5p and say you are only able to pay 1p in the pound to creditors.

I like this...will give it a go

 

[Deleted member 18477]

offer to make them a cuppa but before doing so, wipe your knob around the edge of their mug...

 

[Bean]

Spit in bis coffee when hes not looking...discrete but exceedingly satisfying

 

[Parson Henry]

You could always grow up.

you could always piss off..to the BBS