Has ended up having to share an office with a Palarse fan...

[thealbionfan]

not good, but quite a bit of banter going on...mainly from me. Any ideas as to how I can put him down gratefully received...

My desk is suitably decorated with various albion stuff...and, funnily enough, he does not have any Palarse stuff around his desk...which is something at least...

 

[huge]

not good, but quite a bit of banter going on...mainly from me. Any ideas as to how I can put him down gratefully received...

My desk is suitably decorated with various albion stuff...and, funnily enough, he does not have any Palarse stuff around his desk...which is something at least...

I have some plastic sheeting, duct tape, shovels, big bag of lime a truck and a ticket on the eurostar?!

 

[LABHA]

Buy him a cuppa from the machine,just make sure you piss in it and wipe your fella round the rim of the cup,video it 1st so you can prove you done it once he has drunk it all

 

[terryberry1]

Take a trip to Stepping Hill Hospital and grab some saline to put in his drink

 

[StillHateBellotti]

Just punch Him!

 

[The Large One]

Just punch Him/Her!

Blimey, that's quite an aggressive debut.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Buy him one of these to show there is no hard feelings.

Badge - A caravan is for life | Caravan Gifts

 

[IndependentWSU]

Wait until May 2012 and you wont need to do anything

 

[The Large One]

not good, but quite a bit of banter going on...mainly from me. Any ideas as to how I can put him down gratefully received...

My desk is suitably decorated with various albion stuff...and, funnily enough, he does not have any Palarse stuff around his desk...which is something at least...

He is allowed to have a desk?

Evolution must be happening quicker than I thought.

 

[Birdie Boy]

Buy him a cuppa from the machine,just make sure you piss in it and wipe your fella round the rim of the cup,video it 1st so you can prove you done it once he has drunk it all

I sit next to a Pompey STH and apparently a Southampton fan has just started this week. I might buy them both a cuppa!

 

[StillHateBellotti]

I have 3 Palace fans in my office! All have them horrible shiny club badge stickers on their drawers! I fing whistling GOSBTS works......

 

[little al]

You could always grow up.

 

[sams dad]

You could always grow up.

You could always get the f*** off our Forum.
Oh, and I find the best way to put a Palarse fan down is to kick him in the bollocks.

 

[little al]

lol.

 

[catfish]

I have 3 Palace fans in my office! All have them horrible shiny club badge stickers on their drawers! I fing whistling GOSBTS works......

You can see their underwear? Yuk!

 

[bhaexpress]

I'm a bit surprised that as a Palace fan he actually uses his seat.

 

[terryberry1]

You could always grow up.

Calm down Nigel, no need to get over excited

 

[Munkfish]

You should kill yourself, as if you are doing the same job as a palace fan ,you iz well stupid blud.

 

[hart's shirt]

I'd hardly call it sharing an office.

I mean, it's not as if he'll be hanging around there all day after he's delivered the sandwiches. We're only talking a few minutes at most.

Other than that, wipe down anything he's touched and vacuum where he's walked. Nothing that a large bottle of Dettol can't resolve.

 

[Pavilionaire]

To be topical you could sing along softly, then hum, the Amy Winehouse classic:

"They tried to make me go to Selhurst
I said No, No, No".