Gus poyet leaving!

[Mackenzie]

I like squirrels.

 

[Giant Seagull]

Did you know Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them Crab flavoured sticks.

 

[Woodchip]

I like squirrels.

They make a good light lunch with a pint of Bombardier and some tortillas.

 

[bassking]

ken dodds dads dogs dead.

 

[HoveHorace]

One the way up to the West Stand Upper there are 96 steps yet on the way down only 93 - can anyone explain this ?

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Had lunch out today - very nice.

 

[00snook]

Sorry, as 96% of all statistics are made up, I don't believe this…

Sorry JCL but this is very well researched.

Also 28% of badgers are left handed.

 

[feller]

Anyone see the Georgia no 17 this morning? He was the spitting image of Bluto.

 

[00snook]

I think it might rain soon.

This has come true. It's raining in Pompey. Well it was. Not any more tho.

Still came true tho. Xx

 

[Seagull Steve]

I once saw a raccoon whilst holidaying in Florida, he was eating moss from the roof of our villa.

 

[SeagullinExile]

71% of badgers have never seen a piece of string

Did they ask 100 badgers if they'd seen a bit of string?

 

[blue'n'white]

Rubber dinghy rapids bro !

 

[Samej]

They make a good light lunch with a pint of Bombardier and some tortillas.

They are a barstad to skin

 

[Prodigal Son]

Must book the car in for an MOT

 

[Seagull on the wing]

White horses run faster than Black horses.....Gallup poll...1965

Well they do in cowboy films anyway!!

 

[smudge]

I'm touching cloth.

 

[Hove Seagull]

One the way up to the West Stand Upper there are 96 steps yet on the way down only 93 - can anyone explain this ?

Yes, there are 3 less on the way down.

 

[kip]

My dog just farted

 

[tonymgc]

Whatever happened to Steve Gutenberg?

 

[Braders]

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