Gus poyet leaving!

[Norman Potting]

Lengths of cut up drinking straw make ideal straight jackets for deranged earthworms.

 

[Triggaaar]

Just ban the troll

 

[Woodchip]

Just ban the troll

Or let us have his email address.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think it might rain soon.

 

[JCL]

71% of badgers have never seen a piece of string

Sorry, as 96% of all statistics are made up, I don't believe this…

 

[JCL]

Lengths of cut up drinking straw make ideal straight jackets for deranged earthworms.

 

[sydney]

Sorry, as 96% of all statistics are made up, I don't believe this…

hey dude , how's oscar these days...?

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Springs or memory foam?

 

[seagull_special]

Mozzarella herb toasts

If mozzarella doesn't seem right for you, then use ricotta or taleggio, or indeed any cheese that will melt smoothly.

Makes 2 large toasts
broad beans 100g podded weight
buffalo mozzarella 1 ball

For the dressing:
garlic 1 small, sweet clove
parsley 4 or 5 sprigs
dill 5 sprigs
chives 6 thin stems (and perhaps a few flowers)
olive oil

Pod the beans and cook them in deep, lightly salted boiling water for 6 or 7 minutes until tender, then drain in a colander. If they are very small and sweet, leave them as they are, but if they are larger than a fingernail, pop the cooked beans from their skins.

Make the dressing: peel the garlic, remove the leaves from the parsley, roughly chop the dill fronds and the chives, and mix with the parsley and garlic. Process or blend with a little olive oil until you have a rough sauce. If you have any chive flowers, mix them in as well.

Toast the bread lightly on both sides. Slice the mozzarella thickly and place on the slices of toasted bread. Toast lightly until the mozzarella becomes almost liquid. Add some of the dressing and the broad beans, letting any extras fall on to the plate. Eat while the toast is warm.

How to make a twat


take one wotsit and let him loose on a football forum and serve

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Trrffeeeewswqdf jhhhhhhh peerp peeerp the stains on the front of his anorak were very dubious. Utewaavffsz seewer hhttfgggccx ffffffg and the smell was incredible. Wwqwrredr gtrrf gtrrf yyyyhgcf ttrrrrgg one testical used to hang out of the hole in his flairs. Ttrrrrgg gtff sewqarrtc hhttfgggccx once caught him rubbing dairyleigh into his hamster. Hgrfvgtt gtttftftr ewqqefffhh apparently helped it slide up the tube easier. Grrrrrrrr ggggffghyt I thought this thread was funny but I'm very, very drunk

 

[Twinkle Toes]

If you take 2 supermarket trollies & tie them together, you can use it as a Shark Cage.

 

[sydney]

gus poyet leaving spunk dribbling down wotsits forehead.............goodnight all.

 

[Quagmire]

He'll be back tomorow.

 

[JCL]

hey dude , how's oscar these days...?

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Dear all the deluded brighton fans,

Im sorry, our lucky unbeaten run has expired.

We will be lucky finishing in top six - being realistic we have no chance!

Should be aiming for mid table/relegation zone by end of season at this rate!

Yours sincerly,

Gus poyet.

P.S I'll be gone by january anyway so to be honest i dont care, fed up with all you lot

School tomorrow little boy. Now f*** off and do your homework!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

School tomorrow little boy. Now f*** off and do your homework!

a bit difficult , mummy has taken away all his crayons.

 

[Quagmire]

a bit difficult , mummy has taken away all his crayons.

 

[Devon Seagull]

just been for a beautiful walk on Dartmoor

 

[The_Real_SussexSeagull123]

agree